Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Dryden]

Better a woman be attacked by a high high elf than a wood elf with a woody.

 

[gregorylee]

and the headline at the bottom of the article on the elf....

http://time.com/87814/naked-man-doing-push-ups-in-the-street-hit-and-killed-by-car/

 

[Dryden]

From the side bar of that deeply disturbed bitch's article:

Drunk Tennessee man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table: cops
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...ic-table-cops-article-1.1798910#ixzz32H3qo5Ym


The funny thing is this probably isn't an unusual headline in the south.

http://teamcoco.com/video/atm-sex

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Cubs sign Manny Ramirez as Triple-A player-coach

That's a joke right? I loved Manny.. but he's dumber than a toad and barely could manage himself..

 

[Jaxbuck]

That's a joke right? I loved Manny.. but he's dumber than a toad and barely could manage himself..

It's the Cubs.

What do they have to lose?

 

[Dryden]

Manny as coach makes about as much sense as Milton Bradley as an anger management therapist.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

I killed my first wife, stoned Pakistani woman's husband says

The husband of Farzana Parveen, the Pakistani woman stoned to death for refusing to participate in an arranged marriage, told CNN he killed his first wife so he could marry Parveen. "I wanted to send a proposal to Farzana so I killed my wife," Mohammad Iqbal said Thursday in an interview with CNN.

 

[ochre]

Woman named Crystal Metheney arrested in ... Florida:
http://guyism.com/weird-news/florida-woman-arrested-has-most-florida-name-ever.html

 

[AuburnBuckeye]

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/rodney-brown-lakeland-man-accused-of-hitting-brother-with-pot-plants

 

[scarletmike]

I'm both scared and amused that our news down here often sounds like it should be coming from the Onion.

 

[buxfan4life]

I'm both scared and amused that our news down here often sounds like it should be coming from the Onion.

Yes, it is a different world down here.

 

[scarletmike]

Woman calls 100,000 cockroaches her ‘children’
Roaches bred in home, sold to pharmaceutical company


Read more: http://www.wesh.com/national-news/woman-calls-100000-cockroaches-her-children/26476990#ixzz34X9fVthL

 

[ochre]

Leading scientist ejected by audience after 'trying to crowd surf' at classical music concert
http://www.independent.ie/world-new...ic-concert-30371249.html#sthash.jBglf0Ft.dpuf

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Police say northeastern Ohio man, 82, was flying kite while wearing no clothes
ASSOCIATED PRESS
TALLMADGE, Ohio

http://www.toledoblade.com/State/20...was-flying-kite-while-wearing-no-clothes.html