Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[scarletmike]

I think the funniest thing for me is that that is the Bob Evans that my family always ate at when I was growing up.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tter-cyberstalking-says-bit-war-veterans.html

'Twitter gave me PTSD': Woman claims mean comments and 'cyberstalking' gave her an illness usually suffered by WAR VETERANS

 

[gmen6981]

 

[Bucklion]

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/04/24/woman-shot-at-bar-in-new-brighton/

At least it was for a good reason...

"Police: Aunt Shoots Niece Dead Hours After Wedding, Over Argument About Who’s Driving Home"

 

[Dryden]

"Police: Aunt Shoots Niece Dead Hours After Wedding, Over Argument About Who’s Driving Home"

Sounds like her new husband dodged a bullet.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Nothing unusual about the headline but a good one for the "seemed like a good idea at the time" file

Dramatic moment drunk Australian passenger is hauled off Virgin plane by armed troops in Bali after 'sparking hijack scare when he tried to storm cockpit'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...d-forced-land-Bali-airport.html#ixzz2zvDxVLST
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This whole article is comedy gold but my favorite nugget so far (besides him)

Indonesian officials showed Lockley's identification which included a driving licence issued by the Queensland government, a licence to perform high-risk work and a Plumbing Industry Council card

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...d-forced-land-Bali-airport.html#ixzz2zvEACRZ9
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[Bucklion]

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2014/0...oning-off-virginity-highest-bidder-at-550000/

"Medical Student Auctioning Off Virginity, Highest Bidder At $550,000"

What she's envisioning: a romp on an Australian beach with George Clooney

What she's going to get: Donald Sterling

 

[Mike80]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_t2

Brazilian Fan Killed by Thrown Toilet in World Cup Host City

A Brazilian football fan was killed on Friday after being struck in the head by a toilet bowl that was thrown from stadium stands by upset supporters during a match in eastern Brazil, according to Reuters.

Per Globoesporte (via Reuters), the incident occurred outside of Arruda Stadium in Recife on Friday after a 1-1 draw between Santa Cruz and Parana. According to police captain Wilson Queiroz, "In front of Gate 6 there was a big fight that resulted in the death of the fan. The toilet was thrown from the stands and hit him full on."

 

[Jaxbuck]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_t2

My dad went the same way. It was terrible.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

My dad went the same way. It was terrible.

It was really sad that your Dad was still on the can when they tossed it

 

[OHSportsFan]

Pretty shitty way to go.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Man on TV dating show reveals killing first wife, lover

Link

"She was accidentally killed when I swung the ax."

 

[Mike80]

Link

that's a quote of the century candidate right there

 

[MaxBuck]

If accidentally killing someone while swinging the axe is wrong ...