This is foreign to me. I feel like if there were ever a real life invasion of body snatchers, this would be my litmus test to know if any Buckeye was a dirty other-worlder.
B1G, National, and otherwise titles are fun. Lots of fun. I want one every year. Badly.
I need to beat tsun like I need fuckin oxygen. I can't even quantify it. Losing The Game is anti-life. Entropy. Death.
I want the all time record to fall while I'm young enough to enjoy it. I want to raze the shit hole up north. The whole shit town and all the floating turds that live there. I want generational trauma for their fans. I want the death of Michigan football and I want it now.
Playoff, BCS, question mark crooked Bowl system...I don't give a shit...I'm planting myself like a Buckeye tree in the Grove and telling anyone who feels different they're wrong. Fuck Michigan. Fuck Ann Arbor (whore), and fuck that crybaby bitch coach