Greetings from a Texas Aggie (and welcoming them to BP by insulting them thread)

[Mike80]

Fuck Access.

I wonder if the DB is corrupt or if they're just fiddling with it.

Either way you aren't missing much.

If I had to guess, they are just fiddling with their database.

But i'd laugh my ass off, given the issues that I've had at work with my own workstation, that someone else was having issues too

 

[Deety]

There goes Muck, breaking fanbases again.

 

[Muck]

There goes Muck, breaking fanbases again.

Wait until I write up my future conference proposal based around sticking all the truly evil schools together.

A&M
PSU
ND
BYU
etc

 

[Abenaki]

[FONT=Arial, Verdana]Texas Bites[/FONT]

posted 8:36p, 02/27/13

quote:They told us to **** off because they scared of facing us in the MNC next year

We are basically the odds on favorite for the MNC next yr.

Basically. Except, you know, not.

Alabama 5/1
Oregon 8/1
Ohio State 17/2
LSU 12/1
Texas A&M 12/1

 

[jlb1705]

 

[colobuck79]

Basically. Except, you know, not.

Do Aggie's 12/1 odds take into account Johnny Foosball's impending off field meltdown?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Just wait until Governor Hairdo leaves Austin and takes over as aggy President. Gates actually tried to pull that place into the 20th century and turn it into a normal college, up the academics and [Mark May]. Perry is having none of it. He's been stuffing their BoT with Old Army, Red Ass true aggy, and they plan on installing him as President when he leaves the Governor's mansion.

He'll will crank the retard dial back to 11 at that place.

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

Basically. Except, you know, not.

LSU 12-1? That seems like a sucker-bet if I've ever seen one.

 

[youra6]

They need a better web page designer... The interface on the Aggie forums just look downright atrocious.

 

[Buckeneye]

I guess the Buckeyes are scared to face them in the MNC...??

Yeah, us not voting for their player based on something constructed
Of 1's and 0's really influences that. I thought the jokes about Aggy fans
We're a bit exaggerated. Nutria - I apologize. It appears as there was no
Exaggeration.


Oh, good luck to "JFF" scrambling blindly around the pocket next year. I doubt
He'll have as good of a season again without having one of the best Oline's in football and Swope (there it is) to bail him out.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I guess the Buckeyes are scared to face them in the MNC...??

The only thing that makes off-season aggy delusions bearable is the knowledge that they will make the inevitable in-season collapse that much more entertaining.

Only aggy would have the all-balls/no-brains chutzpah to call out the program that plunger raped them in the two biggest bowl appearances they've had since WWII as being afraid to meet them.

Chris Speilman says hello, aggy.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I thought the jokes about Aggy fans
We're a bit exaggerated.

One thing you need to understand is that there are no aggy jokes....only aggy stories. This is a good place to start. You won't go away disappointed.

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/94931-Tell-me-about-Texas-A-amp-M

 

[Buckeneye]

Lest we not forget the 99' Sugar Bowl. That game wasn't
Anywhere near as close as the score. "Wrecking crew". Cute nickname.

I'm pretty sure Montgomery is still breaking tackles.


Edit. Those Aggy "yell leaders" are definitely bi-curious.
Seems like there is some serious sexual tension and slight
Anti-Semitic feelings down there (swept under the rug of course)

^ greenies to anyone who gets that.

 

[TexasBuck]

How do we know that Swopes is not a jar jizzer? We can't have a jar jizzer on the cover. What kind of message would that send to the youth of America?

I wasn't sure what ORD was talking about here so I asked an Aggie about it. They said "Never heard of it". I asked a Texas Longhorn. They said there are several versions but this is the one he thought was most accurate/reasonable:

The jizz jar was an Aggie bonfire tradition before their rivalry game with the Longhorns. Cadets would be masturbated by a cheer leader into a jar and then place it in the outhouse (symbolizing the UT tower) on top of the woodpile before the fire was lit. The surviving jars are used to fertilize the A&M sheep stock for the following school year.

***Keep in mind, there are no female cheerleaders in Aggieland***

 

[cincibuck]

Wait until I write up my future conference proposal based around sticking all the truly evil schools together.

A&M
PSU
ND
BYU
etc

Now there's a conference I could love to hate. Don't forget to add USC and Bama.