Greetings from a Texas Aggie (and welcoming them to BP by insulting them thread)

[HorticullyBuck]

what would be their conference chant? "hail Satan!"? or "join the dark side"

 

[Buckeneye]

what would be their conference chant? "hail Satan!"? or "join the dark side"

"SEC-SEC-SEC!!!"


I hear its taken though.

 

[Mike80]

Hey Wipey

All you aggies are pathetic jackasses whining about us not supporting you on a worthless internet poll. So go grab the nearest sheep or jizz jar and leave the interwebz for the adults, dipshit.

 

[Muck]

Now there's a conference I could love to hate. Don't forget to add USC and Bama.

That's where I have mixed feelings. USC, 'Bama & Miami are corrupt to the core...but I'm not sure I can label them as outright evil.

Believe it or not I have a hard time seeing 'Bama covering up child rape...and if Saban killed a few students they'd just dump him and spend big bucks on a replacement.

That might be the nicest thing I've ever said about the University of Alabama. Heh.

 

[Buckeneye]

That's where I have mixed feelings. USC, 'Bama & Miami are corrupt to the core...but I'm not sure I can label them as outright evil.

Believe it or not I have a hard time seeing 'Bama covering up child rape...and if Saban killed a few students they'd just dump him and spend big bucks on a replacement.

That might be the nicest thing I've ever said about the University of Alabama. :heh:

You're absolutely outside your mind if you thinks those fucks in Tuscaloosa wouldn't go to the ends of the earth to keep their golden calf alive and fat.
Bet your ass, short of killing the pope - there is little they would not do.

I'm sure a few NCAA investigators might turn up missing in the near future.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

You're absolutely outside your mind if you thinks those [censored]s in Tuscaloosa wouldn't go to the ends of the earth to keep their golden calf alive and fat.
Bet your ass, short of killing the pope - there is little they would not do.

I'm sure a few NCAA investigators might turn up missing in the near future.

Clearly you've never been to Bama.... I'd wager to say 80% or more are Protestant so they wouldn't care about the bold above... I agree with Muck's statement about bama.

 

[Buckeneye]

... I'd wager to say 80% or more are Protestant

That's explains why I feel there is a little hint of orange in their uni's.

 

[cincibuck]

That's where I have mixed feelings. USC, 'Bama & Miami are corrupt to the core...but I'm not sure I can label them as outright evil.

Believe it or not I have a hard time seeing 'Bama covering up child rape...and if Saban killed a few students they'd just dump him and spend big bucks on a replacement.

That might be the nicest thing I've ever said about the University of Alabama. Heh.

You seen any follow up media coverage as to what the three players "temporarily dismissed" from the crimson tide did to get suspended? Neither have I. That story just headed down the same path as the one about Cam Newton's dad and his church expense account.

But tattoos, hell yes.

 

[Nutriaitch]

LSU 12-1? That seems like a sucker-bet if I've ever seen one.

i wouldn't rule us out completely due to talent level.
but considering how much we lost from our defense, we probably at least a year away from being a serious contender.

I thought the jokes about Aggy fans
We're a bit exaggerated. Nutria - I apologize. It appears as there was no
Exaggeration.

this deep dark hatred i have for my fellow conference members didn't just form overnight.
hell, i just kept on hating aggy for the decade and a half we quit playing them before they stepped up in leagues.

 

[swopes6]

It's the most popular college football video game. Ideally, the cover should look something like this:

That's not happening so Ohio State video game fans are faced with looking at Denard Robinson's ugly mug, unless they vote for Swopes.

scUM fans want Denard on the cover. That should be more than enough reason to not want him there, for Ohio State fans.

You should always vote for me!

 

[Muck]

i wouldn't rule us out completely due to talent level.
but considering how much we lost from our defense, we probably at least a year away from being a serious contender.

Did Baron Samedi somehow conjure you an offense out of mud & chicken bones?

 

[Nutriaitch]

Did Baron Samedi somehow conjure you an offense out of mud & chicken bones?

what is an offense?
i've never even heard of one of those.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

what is an offense?
i've never even heard of one of those.

If your team should develop one, we're the perfect fanbase to help you through it as the team we follow just started doing that last year.

Apparently "offense" is what is supposed to happen when your defense and special teams are not on the field. That phrase "supposed to" is key. At first your mind will resist the absence of the cluster-fuck to which you had become so accustomed. This feeling will pass as the first downs start to pile up. There is another aspect to offense called "scoring", but I don't think you're ready for that yet. Let's wait until you at least have a non-short-bus quarterback.

 

[Nutriaitch]

If your team should develop one, we're the perfect fanbase to help you through it as the team we follow just started doing that last year.

Apparently "offense" is what is supposed to happen when your defense and special teams are not on the field. That phrase "supposed to" is key. At first your mind will resist the absence of the cluster-fuck to which you had become so accustomed. This feeling will pass as the first downs start to pile up. There is another aspect to offense called "scoring", but I don't think you're ready for that yet. Let's wait until you at least have a non-short-bus quarterback.

wait, wait, wait, hold on a minute!

you're telling me that them guys are actually supposed to accomplish something?

i figured that was just the comic relief directors always seem to throw into dramas and horror flicks.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Jesus, that board is a swamp of retardation. It gives BWI a run for its money, which puts it high in the runnin' for most retarded world wide.