Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

Oh, for sure...

Truth is, when I'm not here at BP I'm scouring wiki to remove edits of my name which they are trying to add to the list of ancient Babylonian Kings.

Sumerian.

 

Sumerian.

I notice every time I get up from my computer to use the bathroom or some such, you sit down at it. And.. it's always when I come back that I find that the wikilluminati have been up to their bullshit again. If you're going to use my computer, can you keep an eye on that shit for me?

 

I miss Gator.




No clue what that has to do with anything. Gio can dot those connect.

 

I notice every time I get up from my computer to use the bathroom or some such, you sit down at it. And.. it's always when I come back that I find that the wikilluminati have been up to their bullshit again. If you're going to use my computer, can you keep an eye on that shit for me?

I'm just saying they were trying to make you a Sumerian King. Not a Babylonian one.

Oh, and get a fucking Keyboard tracker. Its easier than tattooing yourself to remind you everything you've done.

 

I'm just saying they were trying to make you a Sumerian King. Not a Babylonian one.

Oh, and get a fucking Keyboard tracker. Its easier than tattooing yourself to remind you everything you've done.

I should have listened to you when you said it was "unwise" for me to take my cues on improving my memory from Momento.

 

Still, it is nice when I go to the Charlotte chapter of the Ancient Kings club they .. well.. treat me like a king.

Come to think of it, I'll just go with it. What's the harm?

 

Still, it is nice when I go to the Charlotte chapter of the Ancient Kings club they .. well.. treat me like a king.

Come to think of it, I'll just go with it. What's the harm?

Can you please explain why you're 4000 years old and not dead?

you should feer the reeper.

 

Can you please explain why you're 4000 years old and not dead?

you should feer the reeper.

I will only answer legitimate questions.

 

Still, it is nice when I go to the Charlotte chapter of the Ancient Kings club they .. well.. treat me like a king.

Come to think of it, I'll just go with it. What's the harm?

Apparently there is no harm, as long as you don't drink.

 

I will only answer legitimate questions.

Choose positivity.

 

Apparently there is no harm, as long as you don't drink.

Choose positivity

 

Oil can Boyd.

 

I will only answer legitimate questions.

What's the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

 

What's the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

African or European?

 

Oil can Boyd.

Dude, I think you can pull that off, you just gotta do a couple dumptrucks full of blow to get the "look" just right.