Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

Can't call it

Yeah, I figured he could vouch for the slang thing if we need. But Urban Dictionary covers it with their second entry.

 

These broads are HAWT!!!!

I assumed it was Hanson re-invented, but, hey, whatever.

 

I keep telling Reeper they're playing adults with fully formed libidos, not several young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

 

Yeah, I figured he could vouch for the slang thing if we need. But Urban Dictionary covers it with their second entry.

I'm sure the Urban Dictionary editors will be along shortly to continue their desperate attempts to run Gio's name through the mud.

The whole internet hates him.

 

I'll ask again since I didn't get an answer the first time, and my question was neither rude nor inflammatory.

If you googled my real name, you would only return hits of an MLB player. People have asked if I was that player. I have said no every time.

Why were you unable to do so as well?

Look Rollie Fingers, bitch up and let it go you mamaluke.

http://www.rfingers34.com/

 

Just a guess, since I don't know your real name, but I'm betting you haven't added this MLB player's exploits to your own Facebook page as your own accomplishments.. I also assume you don't have a twitter account where you continue the charade.

Precisely.

 

Look Rollie Fingers, bitch up and let it go you mamaluke.

http://www.rfingers34.com/

I can't grow a mustache that epic.

 

So.... What did I miss?

Turns out it is Tate Forcier trolling us. He is such a practical jokester.

 

Precisely.

And...

Showing up at various events and signing autographs...

I bet you don't do that either.

But, then, those mean assholes over at Wiki probably aren't trying to destroy your life either.

 

And...

Showing up at various events and signing autographs...

I bet you don't do that either.

But, then, those mean assholes over at Wiki probably aren't trying to destroy your life either.

Although now that I think about it....maybe I could charge $5 for signing my name now.

 

You should have seen the pic of them before they "bitched up"

They're dudes.

What do you mean "They're dudes"? Did you mean "Their dudes" as in boyfriends?

 

I'm sure the Urban Dictionary editors will be along shortly to continue their desperate attempts to run Gio's name through the mud.

The whole internet hates him.

So they're in cahoots with the wikilluminati! Brilliant. Al Gore's Interwebs own fake AA tOSU TEs.

 

Although now that I think about it....maybe I could charge $5 for signing my name now.

See, choosing positivity is a good thing.

 

What do you mean "They're dudes"? Did you mean "Their dudes" as in boyfriends?

You're constitution for eyeliner is weak.

 

So they're in cahoots with the wikilluminati! Brilliant. Al Gore's Interwebs own fake AA tOSU TEs.

Oh, for sure...

Truth is, when I'm not here at BP I'm scouring wiki to remove edits of my name which they are trying to add to the list of ancient Babylonian Kings.