Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

Give Yoda a break. He is a victim of all these nefarious plots.

Indeed.

For what it's worth, I think I'm starting to believe him.....

I have to think those who know him are plain tired of his douchebaggary and decided to create a new persona for him.

Alas, you can't fix douchebag.

 

Isn't it obvious by now that with Multiple personality disorder, that Gio says that someone else is making these changes. It just so happens that the other guy making these changes is John Strassini. They are different people, but they occupy the same body.

"disorder" is so negative.

Choose Positivity.

 

Indeed.

For what it's worth, I think I'm starting to believe him.....

I have to think those who know him are plain tired of his douchebaggary and decided to create a new persona for him.

Alas, you can't fix douchebag.

Duct Tape, dumbass.

 

you clearly do NOT read well or completely. i said without my KNOWLEDGE when they added it, not without my consent, twists from users on this site only. not my words

Nobody wants to read poorly punctuated, horribly worded, rambling walls of text.


Choose spell check.

 

More proof it was me... I don't give a shit about our ads being worth something. As you know, that's my "Clarity" moniker that worries about that stuff.

Now, if you'll excuse me I have to sign on as Bucky Katt and respond to some back handed accusation I might make.

You sleep in a bathtub full of chicken noodle soup.

Well, that's cast a gloom over the evening.

You're dead now, so shutup!

 

You sleep in a bathtub full of chicken noodle soup.

I find it stains less than tomato soup.

 

I find it stains less than tomato soup.

Downside is, you still smell like skunk.

 

I'll ask again since I didn't get an answer the first time, and my question was neither rude nor inflammatory.

If you googled my real name, you would only return hits of an MLB player. People have asked if I was that player. I have said no every time.

Why were you unable to do so as well?

 

I'll ask again since I didn't get an answer the first time, and my question was neither rude nor inflammatory.

If you googled my real name, you would only return hits of an MLB player. People have asked if I was that player. I have said no every time.

Why were you unable to do so as well?

Just a guess, since I don't know your real name, but I'm betting you haven't added this MLB player's exploits to your own Facebook page as your own accomplishments.. I also assume you don't have a twitter account where you continue the charade.

 

i am not about to reply to the stupid and asinine questions such as custody and that fraud name anymore.

What do you mean "anymore?" you haven't answered them yet. If you had, we could put this to rest. Those questions are only asinine to anyone that doesn't want to answer them. And why wouldn't you want to answer them?

By the way, I just did a quick Google search on "bitch up" and I see that it is common prison slang. So again, what is your past experience with the penal (hahaha) system?

Bitch up and feer the reeper!

 

Can't call it

 

Just a guess, since I don't know your real name, but I'm betting you haven't added this MLB player's exploits to your own Facebook page as your own accomplishments.. I also assume you don't have a twitter account where you continue the charade.

If your name was Catfish Hunter, it would be so fucking sweet anyway, you wouldn't need to do that.

 

These broads are HAWT!!!!

 

If your name was Catfish Hunter, it would be so fucking sweet anyway, you wouldn't need to do that.

True, but my parents were into Cod fishing.

Oh well, what can ya do?

 

These broads are HAWT!!!!

You should have seen the pic of them before they "bitched up"

They're dudes.