Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

African or European?

I only answer legitmate questions.

 

Dude, I think you can pull that off, you just gotta do a couple dumptrucks full of blow to get the "look" just right.

I'll call Dave Parker. He and I are pals. Ever since we were on the 1977 All Star team together.

You can IMDB it...
Or Wiki...
or Facebook..
Twitter...

totally confirmed.

Dave played RF, and good old BKB got the start in Center - and the MVP I might add. Went 4 for 4 with 3 HRs and a triple.

 

Dude, I think you can pull that off, you just gotta do a couple dumptrucks full of blow to get the "look" just right.

You don't understand. I AM Oil Can Boyd. I stole Buckle's name to be internet famous. That dude....I mean I...am hilarious.

Choose TRON's mamma.

Something something beards.

 

I'll call Dave Parker. He and I are pals. Ever since we were on the 1977 All Star team together.

You can IMDB it...
Or Wiki...
or Facebook..
Twitter...

totally confirmed.

Dave played RF, and good old BKB got the start in Center - and the MVP I might add. Went 4 for 4 with 3 HRs and a triple.

You've even got the hat to prove it:

 

You don't understand. I AM Oil Can Boyd. I stole Buckle's name to be internet famous. That dude....I mean I...am hilarious.

Choose TRON's mamma.

Something something beards.

Sorry I was doing too much blow....

 

What's the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

European or African?

 

For the record, this link from the official site shows the offensive starters for the mid-'70s teams.

OHIO STATE STARTERS BY YEAR

1972
Offense

TE Fred Pagac
LT Merv Teague
LG Jim Kregel
C Steve Myers
RG Larry Wiggins
RT John Hicks
SE Mike Bartoszek
QB Greg Hare
LH Archie Griffin
RH Brian Bachnagel
Richard Galbos
FB Harold 'Champ' Henson

1973
Offense

TE Fred Pagac
LT Kurt Schumacher
LG Jim Kregel
C Steve Myers
RG Dick Mack
RT John Hicks
SE Mike Bartoszek
QB Cornelius Greene
TB Archie Griffin
WB Brian Baschnagel
FB Bruce Elia

1974
Offense

TE Doug France
LT Kurt Schumacher
LG Ted Smith
C Steve Myers
RG Dick Mack
RT Scott Dannelley
SE Dave Hazel
QB Cornelius Greene
TB Archie Griffin
WB Brian Bachnagel
FB Pete Johnson

1975
Offense

TE Larry Kain
LT Chris Ward
LG Ted Smith
C Rick Applegate
RG Bill Lukens
RT Scott Dannelleyn
SE Len Willis
QB Cornelius Greene
TB Archie Griffin
WB Brian Baschnagel
FB Pete Johnson

1976
Offense

TE Greg Storer
LT Chris Ward
LG Jim Savoca
C Mark Lang
RG Bill Lukens
RT Lou Pietrini
SE Herman Jones
QB Rod Gerald
TB Jeff Logan
WB Jim Harrell
FB Pete Johnson

1977
Offense

TE Jimmy Moore
LT Chris Ward
LG Mark Lang
C Tim Vogler
RG Ken Fritz
RT Joe Robinson
TE Bill Jaco
QB Rod Gerald
TB Ron Springs
FL Jim Harrell
FB Jeff Logan

 

 

TE Fred Pagac

IMPOSSIBLE! He didn't play til the late 90s! And he was an LB..

 

For the record, this link from the official site shows the offensive starters for the mid-'70s teams.



OHIO STATE
STARTERS BY YEAR





1972
Offense

TE Fred Pagac
LT Merv Teague

LG Jim Kregel

C Steve Myers

RG Larry Wiggins

RT John Hicks

SE Mike Bartoszek

QB Greg Hare

LH Archie Griffin

RH Brian Bachnagel

Richard Galbos
FB Harold Henson


1973
Offene
TE Fred Pagac

LT Kurt Schumacher

LG Jim Kregel

C Steve Myers

RG Dick Mack

RT John Hicks
SE Mike Bartoszek

QB Cornelius Greene

TB Archie Griff n
WB Brian Baschnagel

FB Bruce Elia


1974
Offene

TE Doug France
LT Kurt Schumacher
LG Ted Smith
C Steve Myers
RG Dick Mack

RT Scott Dannelley

SE Dave Hazel

QB Cornelius Greene

TB Archie Griffin

WB Brian Bachnagel

FB Pete Johnson

1975
Offene
TE Larry Kain

LT Chris Ward

LG Ted Smith
C Rick Applegate

RG Bill Lukens

RT Scott Dannelleyn
SE Len Willis

QB Cornelius Greene

TB Archie Griffi n

WB Brian Baschnagel

FB Pete Johnson

1976
Offense

TE Greg Storer

LT Chris Ward

LG Jim Savoca

C Mark Lang

RG Bill Lukens

RT Lou Pietrini

SE Herman Jones
QB Rod Gerald
TB Jeff Logan

WB Jim Harrell

FB Pete Johnson

1977
Offense

TE Jimmy Moore
LT Chris Ward
LG Mark Lang

C Tim Vogler
RG Ken Fritz

RT Joe Robinson
TE Bill Jaco

QB Rod Gerald

TB Ron Springs
FL Jim Harrell

FB Jeff Logan

Great. You just gave Giovanni a list of names to choose from when he inevitably changes his name again.

 

For the record, this link from the official site shows the offensive starters for the mid-'70s teams.

So Strassini's name as a student was Larry Kain?

melol

 

For the record, this link from the official site shows the offensive starters for the mid-'70s teams.

Well, looks like Gio finally got his name off something on the Web.


Bravo!

(that's italian, isn't it?)

 

Well, looks like Gio finally got his name off something on the Web.


Bravo!

(that's italian, isn't it?)

I thought it was a TV channel.

 

I thought it was a TV channel.

Not with an exclamation point.

 

Not with an exclamation point.

I'd rather jack off to poker after dark