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Getting out of a Wedding

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DaytonBuck said:
So I just got invitation in the mail that my cousin's wedding is in Charlotte on September 12th of this year. This just happens to coincide with the USC game. I had planned to go to the game as well.

I need an excuse/scheme/story to get out of this so that feelings won't be hurt.
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charlotte is that even in "daytons merica?" maybe you cant leave the country? i know youve carved calie and n va out of daytons merica...
 
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DaytonBuck;1415933; said:
A guess a couple key facts to also remember here is that my cousin is a female and Miami of Ohio grad. Also very Paris Hilton like.
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And you want this group to decide just what you mean by "very Paris Hilton Like..." Slut is the first word that comes to my mind, followed by greedy, manipulative, mindless... of course when you add 'Miami grad' to the mix it goes even lower...
 
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cincibuck;1415965; said:
And you want this group to decide just what you mean by "very Paris Hilton Like..." Slut is the first word that comes to my mind, followed by greedy, manipulative, mindless... of course when you add 'Miami grad' to the mix it goes even lower...
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My attorney has advised me neither confirm nor deny those allegations
 
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DaytonBuck;1415933; said:
A guess a couple key facts to also remember here is that my cousin is a female and Miami of Ohio grad. Also very Paris Hilton like.
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Have sex with her, and put the video on the Interent one week before the wedding.
 
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Say you are going to be there and then don't show up. The key is don't answer the phone all weekend. After the game I am sure you will have been drunk enough that you look beatup. When they ask where you were, explain you were on the way to the airport or car, however you are going to get there and tell them you were mugged by ninjas who then held you captive all weekend. Make it seem like the truth by acting like you cared about what happen at the wedding by asking about it, and then for icing on the cake ask if anything read or heard anything about the USC game
 
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buckeyefool;1416230; said:
Say you are going to be there and then don't show up. The key is don't answer the phone all weekend. After the game I am sure you will have been drunk enough that you look beatup. When they ask where you were, explain you were on the way to the airport or car, however you are going to get there and tell them you were mugged by ninjas who then held you captive all weekend. Make it seem like the truth by acting like you cared about what happen at the wedding by asking about it, and then for icing on the cake ask if anything read or heard anything about the USC game
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buckeyefool;1416230; said:
Say you are going to be there and then don't show up. The key is don't answer the phone all weekend. After the game I am sure you will have been drunk enough that you look beatup. When they ask where you were, explain you were on the way to the airport or car, however you are going to get there and tell them you were mugged by ninjas who then held you captive all weekend. Make it seem like the truth by acting like you cared about what happen at the wedding by asking about it, and then for icing on the cake ask if anything read or heard anything about the USC game
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AWESOME!!!!! Threaten to blackmail her!
 
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