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Getting out of a Wedding

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DaytonBuck;1415477; said:
So I just got invitation in the mail that my cousin's wedding is in Charlotte on September 12th of this year. This just happens to coincide with the USC game. I had planned to go to the game as well.

I need an excuse/scheme/story to get out of this so that feelings won't be hurt.
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Tell 'em your tranni surgery is that week...and then later say you changed your mind.
 
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Well if I knew they wouldn't find out where I actually was going I would tell them that I have to work because I am taking off 2 weeks for something(medical or leisure) and will not much more personal time or will be using weekends to catch up on the work.
 
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krazeyk;1415487; said:
Well if I knew they wouldn't find out where I actually was going I would tell them that I have to work because I am taking off 2 weeks for something(medical or leisure) and will not much more personal time or will be using weekends to catch up on the work.
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I need to do it now because the jig will because if I cancel like a month out or closer. My dad would know what I was up to. I think if a believable excuse is reached right now it wouldn't look that suspicious because my dad wouldn't think I have the kind of foresight about a football game.
 
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DaytonBuck;1415496; said:
I need to do it now because the jig will because if I cancel like a month out or closer. My dad would know what I was up to. I think if a believable excuse is reached right now it wouldn't look that suspicious because my dad wouldn't think I have the kind of foresight about a football game.
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Tell 'em you're an eye witness in a criminal trial set for that date - you were outside a strip club when some aging hooker shot somebody you were with for making a stupid comment and groping her.

Ya know - something they'll believe . :biggrin:
 
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Gatorubet;1415499; said:
Tell 'em you're an eye witness in a criminal trial set for that date - you were outside a strip club when some aging hooker shot somebody you were with for making a stupid comment and groping her.

Ya know - something they'll believe . :biggrin:
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I'm trying to think of plots from 80's movies right now
 
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Gatorubet;1415499; said:
Tell 'em you're an eye witness in a criminal trial set for that date - you were outside a strip club when some aging hooker shot somebody you were with for making a stupid comment and groping her.

Ya know - something they'll believe . :biggrin:
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Well give her this they forced her to lactate but never paid her for her milk. :biggrin:
 
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