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Getting out of a Wedding

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DaytonBuck;1415501; said:
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I'm trying to think of plots from 80's movies right now
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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Dayton pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
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DaytonBuck;1415515; said:
Then I seem like an asshole for not going to the wedding
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I think the point is that if they don't understand that you already have plans and can't go to the wedding because of it they should understand regardless of what your plans happen to be.

If you already have the tix ordered/paid or something that will help in not looking like an asshole.
 
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3074326;1415518; said:
You have an appointment with a valuable client that could make or break your year.

"I'm going to the USC game." Seems like the best, but if it won't work.. :p
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krazeyk;1415521; said:
I think the point is that if they don't understand that you already have plans and can't go to the wedding because of it they should understand regardless of what your plans happen to be.

If you already have the tix ordered/paid or something that will help in not looking like an asshole.
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I like idea Numby.

Even if I told her I paid 2,000 bucks a pop for 2 tickets there'd be family outrage if If I didn't go
 
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Step 1) a week before the wedding, kidnap the wife.
Step 2) Send a randsom note, demand 3 live chickens, a maiden a virtue and 3 in-n-out burgers.
Step 3) Have the stuff delivered to the bride, that way she's got some chickens to hang out with, a virgin to tell the birds and the bees to, and some good cheeseburgers to eat.
Step 4) Go to the game while everyone else is part of the search party.
Step 5) Release her a few days later.

See, she might be pissed about being left with the Chickens, but you gave her another woman to bitch about them with, not to mention she will be happy about the cheesburgers so she won't mention it to anyone. It's a win/win.
 
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You travel for work right? Just tell em you have to be half a continent away for a very choosy client that won't let you make adjustments. It could cost your company a million dollar contract and since you aren't IN the wedding it just can't be changed. Send them a super expensive gift off their registry and they won't give a shit if you are there in person.


Don't get caught on the big cam. :wink2:
 
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DaytonBuck;1415633; said:
I'm not related to anyone on here :)
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And how much are you paying me for them to never know that the internet, indeed, never forgets?

Also, I was going to say exactly what gatorubet said. I can't believe so many people have no qualms about being an asshole, but don't want anyone else to find out they actually are one. I gave that up a while ago, let me tell you nothing's more liberating. I say tell them you'll never be more important than OSU/USC in the 'Shoe and move on from there. It'll feel really bad all at once, but it goes away. See my signature for all the rest.
 
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