I used to say this in '02 when fans from other teams would ask what to expect:
Expect our players to be much faster than you think
Expect to get hit directly under the chin or directly in your earhole early in the game
Expect our Safeties to hit you like Linebackers
Expect to lose track of the snapcount, audible or play at least twice
Expect to move the ball on occasion but not score
Expect to see a long field goal from us
Expect to see your Heisman trophy candidate QB leave with a bruise or five
Expect your running game to disappear
Expect your WRs and RBs to get fucking hammered everytime they run out of bounds because we never stop pursuit
Expect to lose