hookemhorns2004 said:
San Antonio is a lot dryer than Austin.
Heysus fuckin' key-rist, do you Texas fans have to argue every fuckin' point that's made?! Let's just shut this thread down because:
1. Austin is the hottest, most humid place on the planet and no team can stand a chance there because the Texas football team is the most conditioned group of athletes of all time.
2. Every member of Texas' DL can run 4.2 40s and can do 720-degree slam dunks from mid-court.
3. Every member of Texas' OL is a consensus pre-season All Galaxy selection and would take up the first four positions of the NFL draft if it weren't for Vince Young and the Texas DL.
4. Vince Young can't be tackled, is as good a passer as anyone in college football but doesn't have to pass because he's also the best running QB of all-time. Why, he's fucking "In-Vince-able".
5. Texas is statistically superior to Ohio State in every category and every member of ther team is projected higher in the NFL draft than any member of Ohio State.
6. Our offense sucks, while Texas' offense is unstoppable.
7. Our defense sucks, while Texas' defense is immovable.
8. Special teams play and turnovers are meaningless.
9. The fact that the game will be played in front of the largest amount of hostile fans, by far, that Texas has faced in its 122-year football history is irrelevent.
I'll be so glad when we fucking pound Texas like we have every other Big 12 team...