Wow, I hear everything is bigger in Texas ... you certainly prove the case for morons. Besides, we watched the Rose Bowl as well. Why should we even throw the ball when your vaunted defense gives up 6+ yards per carry to the runningbacks? How many do you return on D? Oooooo .... scary!
Heck, I'm not even that worried about our receivers. Looks like your D gave up receiving averages of 8.0, 8.0, 9.5, 9.6, 12.1, 15.8, and 20.3 in the RB. Seven guys caught balls? Good Lord, I guess we'll need to suit up several trainers so we have enough bodies to throw to.
Hummm, at this rate you won't make it to August. This isn't a "smack" board. We certainly welcome football knowledge and we like to treat visiting fans as our guests ... but we also expect them to act like guests. It's a two-way street and you're close to crossing the center line.