Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[osugrad21]

How you equated a life and death situation to penis size I have no idea. I am talking about height. You walk into a bar, you size everyone up to see who you are going to punch first when the bottles start to fly.

I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

 

[Nicknam4]

Today I learned: Bigger Pads = Bigger Penis

 

[Mike80]

I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

[Mike80]

Today I learned: Bigger Pads = Bigger Penis

Pads are more absorbent

 

[TDunk]

I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

So Pyro is really Jason Bourne?

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

You are the one who can't tell the difference in height, but you have no problem with penis size. Therefore, what you are preparing for involves another mans penis.

Height from a distance, height from a distance commodore.

But according to you, you size up the penis.

How do you size up a penis if you can't see it?

 

[Mike80]

Height from a distance, height from a distance commodore.

Commodore? Hell he's a friggin Vice Admiral!

How do you size up a penis if you can't see it?

You're the one sizing them up when the "shit is about to fly", how about you NOT tell us?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So Pyro is really Jason Bourne?

Dude, 21 isn't really Luca Brasi

 

[TDunk]

Height from a distance, height from a distance commodore.

Is the commodore a 64?

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Commodore? Hell he's a friggin Vice Admiral!




You're the one sizing them up when the "[Mark May] is about to fly", how about you NOT tell us?

Why the fuck would you size up a penis when a barfight is about to break out?

 

[Nicknam4]

Why the [censored] would you size up a penis when a barfight is about to break out?

You tell me.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Why the fuck would you size up a penis when a barfight is about to break out?

I figured it out... you're the dude from Momento.

 

[Pheasant]

Height from a distance, height from a distance commodore.


How do you size up a penis if you can't see it?

I'd guess that you would do it by taste?

 

[TDunk]

Why the [censored] would you size up a penis when a barfight is about to break out?

So you know who to hide under a table with?

 

[Mike80]

Why the fuck would you size up a penis when a barfight is about to break out?

How the hell would I know? I don't try to measure another dude's junk at a bar.