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Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

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Pyro Kinesis;1936119; said:
You're kidding right? We as humans are constantly sizing other human beings up, just in case the shit hits the fan. You have to be ready to act and react to life or death situations.
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So again, what was your name on Prison Talk?

We aren't talking about sword fighting here.....
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1936119; said:
You're kidding right? We as humans are constantly sizing other human beings up, just in case the shit hits the fan. You have to be ready to act and react to life or death situations.
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I don't find myself in a situation where I'm going to need to be dueling penises, man. I bet you're a hit in locker rooms, though.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1936119; said:
You're kidding right? We as humans are constantly sizing other human beings up, just in case the [Mark May] hits the fan. You have to be ready to act and react to life or death situations.
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The size of another man's penis is not a life or death situation to the rest of us.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1936119; said:
You're kidding right? We as humans are constantly sizing other human beings up, just in case the shit hits the fan. You have to be ready to act and react to life or death situations.
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and apparently, your situation is not about height but penis size. What exactly are you getting ready for? Being pounded in the rear to death?
 
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Pheasant;1936129; said:
The size of another man's penis is not a life or death situation to the rest of us.
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How you equated a life and death situation to penis size I have no idea. I am talking about height. You walk into a bar, you size everyone up to see who you are going to punch first when the bottles start to fly.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1936135; said:
How you equated a life and death situation to penis size I have no idea. I am talking about height. You walk into a bar, you size everyone up to see who you are going to punch first when the bottles start to fly.
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But according to you, you size up the penis.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1936135; said:
How you equated a life and death situation to penis size I have no idea. I am talking about height. You walk into a bar, you size everyone up to see who you are going to punch first when the bottles start to fly.
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You are the one who can't tell the difference in height, but you have no problem with penis size. Therefore, what you are preparing for involves another mans penis.
 
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OH10;1936086; said:
Outside the Lines reporting TP received approx. 20k-40k selling autographs while at OSU. Hard not to believe anything at this point.
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i dont know why but this made me laugh...10 pages of pyro's shit and OH10 comes in with something actually topical :lol:
 
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