Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Saw31]

I stopped reading about 5 pages ago. Should have stopped sooner...

 

[Mike80]

Like I said, when you are looking at penises, you are close to them. When you are sizing a man up, you are probably far away.

Do you like horses?

 

[Pheasant]

Outside the Lines reporting TP received approx. 20k-40k selling autographs while at OSU. Hard not to believe anything at this point.

:topic:

Wait a minute...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Not sure what you mean here. Are you saying I can't measure a penis?

From the sound of it, no.

 

[Nicknam4]

I didn't know they stacked [Mark May] that high.

(hey, I missed out on the Full Metal Jacket portion of this conversation)

 

[TDunk]

Like I said, when you are looking at penises, you are close to them. When you are sizing a man up, you are probably far away.

Probably should get this question out of the way: Are you a dude or a chick?

 

[lvbuckeye]

Like I said, when you are looking at penises, you are close to them. When you are sizing a man up, you are probably far away.

i don't look at penii. ( :p ) i don't size men up. i think i've found the problem here.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Like I said, when you are looking at penises, you are close to them. When you are sizing a man up, you are probably far away.

Not when the man or his 6 foot 8 penis is on earth and I am observing him from the moon.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Probably should get this question out of the way: Are you a dude or a chick?

I am a dude and I DO love girls. Sorry if this line of conversation sounds gay, but it's the truth about the situation.

 

[Pheasant]

I believe this thread has exceeded the maximum allowed uses of the word penis.

 

[osugrad21]

Pyro eats as much cheese as he wants....never an issue. Ever.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I believe this thread has exceeded the maximum allowed uses of the word penis.

And so you put us over limit to tell us? What the fuck...

 

[Mike80]

I wonder what the thread split is going to be named....

How about Pyro's Phallic Pursuits or something like that?

 

[Nicknam4]

Penis Measuring?

 

[Pheasant]

I wonder what the thread split is going to be named....

I wonder if it will have "disaster" in the title...