Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Pyro Kinesis]

That's the gayest post I've ever read in my entire life.

We have a Great Gay Post Award on Buckeye Planet? Pyro may be ground breaking in more ways than one today.

How is it gay? It's nature. It's facts. Penis sizes are easy to tell apart.

 

[lvbuckeye]

No no no. Just so we are clear here, pads do not increase height, they increase muscle and girth. Socks increase height. Maybe athletic supporters.

jock straps may make you taller?

 

[Mike80]

How is it gay? It's nature. It's facts. Penis sizes are easy to tell apart.

Did your parents have any children that lived?

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

jock straps may make you taller?

Athletic supporters are different than jock straps. Athletic supports go in your shoes. Like Dr. Scholls.

 

[Mike80]

Athletic supporters are different than jock straps. Athletic supports go in your shoes. Like Dr. Scholls.

So what is your screen name on Prison Talk??

 

[Pheasant]

How this guy still has positive rep is impressive...and leads me further to believe he is a ridiculous incarnation of one of the mods.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Did your parents have any children that lived?

I BET THEY REGRET THAT!!! YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!!!

 

[Mike80]

I BET THEY REGRET THAT!!! YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!!!

Well, we sure as hell could use a blanket party about now......

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCNqKrX1sx8"]YouTube - ‪Full Metal Jacket (1987) - The Blanket Party (It's just a bad dream fatboy) (2 Min 8 Sec)‬‏[/ame]

 

[Pheasant]

I BET THEY REGRET THAT!!! YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!!!

:moo:

 

[TDunk]

How is it gay? It's nature. It's facts. Penis sizes are easy to tell apart.

He's right. It's nature.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

How is it gay? It's nature. It's facts. Penis sizes are easy to tell apart.

Dude, a 6'8" penis is a pretty big penis.

 

[Mike80]

Dude, a 6'8" penis is a pretty big penis.

John Holmes.

/thread

 

[GomerBucks]

Dude, a 6'8" penis is a pretty big penis.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Dude, a 6'8" penis is a pretty big penis.

Well, the reason why I say penis sizes are easy to tell apart is because I figure if you are looking at a penis you are pretty close to it anyway, ready to give it a good old suck.

 

[Pheasant]

We need to commission a new emoticon based on Pyro's magnificent appearance on the boards. It should be a cross between Jesus and Fergie in it's splendor, and should be able to convey the sense of logic one feels when reading a string of Pyro's posts.