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Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

Pyro Kinesis;1936135; said:
How you equated a life and death situation to penis size I have no idea. I am talking about height. You walk into a bar, you size everyone up to see who you are going to punch first when the bottles start to fly.

according to you, i can't tell if one guy is taller than another... unless, that is, i compare their penises. how much time do you spend at the trough anyway? EYES FORWARD!

and actually, when i walk into a bar i size all the chicks up to see who's drunkest. then i'm grabbing her, and getting out of Dodge. BEFORE the bottles start flying. :wink:
 
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