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Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

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lvbuckeye;1936178; said:
according to you, i can't tell if one guy is taller than another... unless, that is, i compare their penises. how much time do you spend at the trough anyway? EYES FORWARD!

and actually, when i walk into a bar i size all the chicks up to see who's drunkest. then i'm grabbing her, and getting out of Dodge. BEFORE the bottles start flying. :wink:
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Let me get this straight....twenty pages of pyro/6'8" penis posts and BKB still hasn't brought out his Herbstreit persona for an "addition by subtraction" post?????


Getting BKB's multiple identities to appear isn't that difficult on the ESPN boards... :shake:
 
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lvbuckeye;1936178; said:
according to you, i can't tell if one guy is taller than another... unless, that is, i compare their penises. how much time do you spend at the trough anyway? EYES FORWARD!

and actually, when i walk into a bar i size all the chicks up to see who's drunkest. then i'm grabbing her, and getting out of Dodge. BEFORE the bottles start flying. :wink:
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Ah, but what if the bottle flies at you? Then when your bitch starts defending you while your feeble crying ass is on the floor in the fetal position, you will have wished you sized the men up as well.
 
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