Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Poe McKnoe]

What I miss?

After a quick browse...I learned that if you wear a sock on your penis, it makes you a better field goal kicker.

Amiright???

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Fair enough, all I'm saying is, it's important to size up everyone in the room, just in case you can't get out in time. Perhaps the doors lock automatically and you can't leave.

Never buy tickets from Bernard Rubble.

 

[Mike80]

Alright everyone get out yer Penis, it's Measurin' time.

 

[TDunk]

Fair enough, all I'm saying is, it's important to size up everyone in the room, just in case you can't get out in time. Perhaps the doors lock automatically and you can't leave.

 

[Mike80]

What I miss?

After a quick browse...I learned that if you wear a sock on your penis, it makes you a better field goal kicker.

Amiright???

Close

 

[Nicknam4]

Socks make your Penis more absorbent, that would make field goal kicking harder.

 

[jlb1705]

We're obviously talking about Pryor's height making him an effective Runningback with a great, heavily padded Penis.

That extra padding is called "double bagging it". It's a term that originated in the '80s.

 

[Nicknam4]

That extra padding is called "double bagging it". It's a term that originated in the '80s.

Heavy Pads, 80's style.

 

[lvbuckeye]

That extra padding is called "double bagging it". It's a term that originated in the '80s.

is that when you wear one over your own head in case hers falls off?

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Socks make your Penis more absorbent, that would make field goal kicking harder.

What about pads? If you were Maxipads while kicking your game winning field goal, doesn't it make you stronger?

If I were to put pads in a sock then over my penis, wouldn't I be a 6'6" running back?

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

That extra padding is called "double bagging it". It's a term that originated in the '80s.

I still don't get the absurdity of people never hearing the phrase "pack them in" in relation to pads.

 

[Pheasant]

What about pads? If you were Maxipads while kicking your game winning field goal, doesn't it make you stronger?

If I were to put pads in a sock then over my penis, wouldn't I be a 6'6" running back?

If I were maxipads this keyboard would be a mess.

 

[Nicknam4]

What about pads? If you were Maxipads while kicking your game winning field goal, doesn't it make you stronger?

If I were to put pads in a sock then over my penis, wouldn't I be a 6'6" running back?

No, you'd be a mother [Joe Schad]ing giraffe.

And a Runningback. With a padded Penis.

 

[Mike80]

I still don't get the absurdity of people never hearing the phrase "pack them in" in relation to [strike]pads.[/strike]penises

FI

 

[Pheasant]

I still don't get the absurdity of people never hearing the phrase "pack them in" in relation to pads.

Maybe because you fucking made it up?