Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[TDunk]

What about pads? If you were Maxipads while kicking your game winning field goal, doesn't it make you stronger?

If I were to put pads in a sock then over my penis, wouldn't I be a 6'6" running back?

I think the kickers wear the ones with wings. (to help with ball flight trajectory)

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Maybe because you [censored]ing made it up?

I didn't make it up. When I said I only post facts, I meant it. Look it up for yourself. Type in the old Google machine "pack them in pads".

 

[MaxBuck]

Until browsing through this thread I had no idea that LSD could actually be administered via broadband.

 

[TDunk]

I didn't make it up. When I said I only post facts, I meant it. Look it up for yourself. Type in the old Google machine "pack them in pads".

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pack+them+in+pads

 

[lvbuckeye]

I think the kickers wear the ones with wings. (to help with ball flight trajectory)

[Gary Barnett]stupid girl kicker...[/Gary Barnett]

 

[morbitzerker]

No, you'd be a mother [Joe Schad]ing giraffe.

And a Runningback. With a padded Penis.

He'd be a 6'8" touchdown scoring giraffe penis?

 

[Nicknam4]

15+ pages about Penises.

We've done it.

 

[Mike80]

I didn't make it up. When I said I only post facts, I meant it. Look it up for yourself. Type in the old Google machine "pack them in pads".

Link or STFU

 

[Pheasant]

I didn't make it up. When I said I only post facts, I meant it. Look it up for yourself. Type in the old Google machine "pack them in pads".

Right...sleeping pads, storage pads and feminine hygiene...football didn't make the top 10.

 

[Nicknam4]

Right...sleeping pads, storage pads and feminine hygiene...football didn't make the top 10.

It's a Penis term, not a Football term.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Right...sleeping pads, storage pads and feminine hygiene...football didn't make the top 10.

Sorry. Add the word "football", and you'll get a nice surprise though.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Soooo... Anyone interested in talking about espn's latest allegations?

$20k-$40k will only buy part of a giraffe. Terrelle got hosed.

 

[Pheasant]

Sorry. Add the word "football", and you'll get a nice surprise though.

Google this:

"pads do not increase height, they increase muscle and girth"

 

[Mike80]

Sorry. Add the word "football", and you'll get a nice surprise though.

Why would we want any surprises after what has been discussed in THIS thread???

 

[Nicknam4]

Google this:

"pads do not increase height, they increase muscle and girth"

I did this and was taken to a site that talks about Penises, Socks, and Giraffes.

It's bookmarked now.