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Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

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Pyro Kinesis;1936152; said:
Why the [censored] would you size up a penis when a barfight is about to break out?
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I used to be a musician. I played bars and clubs all over the mid-south for many years. Good clubs, big rooms, shitty joints, dives, redneck bars, biker hangouts, fancy halls - everything inbetween.

Quite literally, thousands of nights in every kind of bar imaginable.

I have never seen an actual bar fight.

I've seen people bounced after a brief confrontation. I've seen men slapped by their date. I've seen someone shoot a pistol into the ceiling. I've seen a gaggle of rednecks line dancing to "Baby Got Back". I've seen a guitar player jam the headstock of his guitar into a rowdy fan's forehead. I've watched two guys run across the stage and out the back door running from the bouncer. I've seen a group of Japanese tourists line dancing to a bluegrass version of "I Will Survive".

I repeat - I have NEVER seen an actual bar fight.

But I've seen guys like you get their lights punched out for being an annoying little dickhead.
 
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MililaniBuckeye;1935798; said:
JFC, how [censored]ing old are you? "Packing it in" refers to quitting or giving up...it has absolutely nothing to do with football pads.
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Pyro Kinesis;1935799; said:
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Pyro Kinesis;1935795; said:
How have you never heard the saying "pack them in"? It was first originated in the 80's, when professional football players would pack more pads in to make them stronger.
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I know I'm late to the party, but this shit is funny. Anyone ever heard of "no one is there?" It originated in Miami in 1983 (with the advent of football), to describe any home stadium they played in after they lost a game.
 
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Here's a pick-me-up...

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SmoovP said:
I used to be a musician. I played bars and clubs all over the mid-south for many years. Good clubs, big rooms, shitty joints, dives, redneck bars, biker hangouts, fancy halls - everything inbetween.

Quite literally, thousands of nights in every kind of bar imaginable.

I have never seen an actual bar fight.

I've seen people bounced after a brief confrontation. I've seen men slapped by their date. I've seen someone shoot a pistol into the ceiling. I've seen a gaggle of rednecks line dancing to "Baby Got Back". I've seen a guitar player jam the headstock of his guitar into a rowdy fan's forehead. I've watched two guys run across the stage and out the back door running from the bouncer. I've seen a group of Japanese tourists line dancing to a bluegrass version of "I Will Survive".

I repeat - I have NEVER seen an actual bar fight.

But I've seen guys like you get their lights punched out for being an annoying little dickhead.
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gpa?
 
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mercer_buckeye;1936330; said:
This may have been discussed, but...Any chance Pryor tries for the NBA? He'll lose alot of the stigma (because of this incident) that's waiting in the NFL. CBA worries. I don't know shit about the supplementary draft could he make more by going NBA? Can he get in this years draft? Just some thoughts.
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Do they have tight ends in the NBA? :biggrin:
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1935910; said:
We're going around in bloody circles here mate! If you have more pads you become less prone to shy away from contact, knowing you can take it.
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Awww fuck... this is what I get for coaching lacrosse practice and going to directly to cub scouts... I missed this is real time? I guess I'll go fill up my beer (again) and enjoy catching up.

This should be fun.
 
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