Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Nicknam4]

holy [Mark May], is that Brady Hoke?

No, Jim just let himself go since his resignation.

 

[matt_thatsme]

Holy [censored]ing [Mark May].

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that he actually gives himself a dirty sanchez.

I think that you are right. It certainly appears to be a self-inflicted dirty sanchez.

I am going to think of this every time I pump gas now... thanks.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I am a dude and I DO love girls. Sorry if this line of conversation sounds gay, but it's the truth about the situation.

Pyro walks into the Dr.'s office one day complaining of a rash on his chest.

Doc asks him to take off his shirt. The doc is astonished that there is a great big O on his chest. The Doc asks Pyro what he thinks it's from. Pyro states that he's dating a girl from Ohio State who is on the girls softball team and likes to do it while wearing her letter sweater.

The Doc gives Pyro some meds and he goes away.

Same thing happens a week later. This time there is an H on his chest. Pyro insists that it must be from the softball palyer he hooked up with from Hocking College.

The Doc gives Pyro some meds and he goes away.

Same thing happens a week later. This time there is a W on his chest. The doc, being a smart guy and all says, "Get you some from some softball player from Wisconsin?"

Pyro responds, "No... baseball and he's from Michigan."

 

[Nicknam4]

It took me a while to see that was "Pyro" and not "Pryor."

I need sleep.

 

[NFBuck]

That, folks, is why the internet is the greatest thing ever invented.

 

[sammyjenkis]

Oh god, not this [Mark May] again.

Tell me about it

 

[Saw31]

I haven't skipped reading this many pages in one thread since jeffcat was still posting...

 

[Saw31]

Jesus Christ!

 

[Taosman]

That's even funnier at 3:30 am!

 

[BUCKYLE]

Peurile pyro pads prior posts, pattern pleases planet pr_icks planning permanent post padding

Post padding makes you stronger, more absorbent.

 

[NFBuck]

Post padding makes you stronger, more absorbent.

WAPPA GOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BUCKYLE]

Greatest gif ever.

 

[Mike80]

EPIC title

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Fair enough, all I'm saying is, it's important to size up everyone in the room, just in case you can't get out in time. Perhaps the doors lock automatically and you can't leave.

WTF? That's Carrie, not Firestarter.

 

[Jake]

New toy!

He got banned before I could ding him.