Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Pyro Kinesis]

How the hell would I know? I don't try to measure another dude's junk at a bar.

Well neither do I, jesus. Get your fantasies out of your posts.

 

[Mike80]

Well neither do I, jesus. Get your fantasies out of your posts.

I would get all of your posts out of this thread, but Uwe Boll won't let me because he's too tall and absorbent

 

[Nicknam4]

Well neither do I, jesus. Get your fantasies out of your posts.

Fantasy Penises.

Yes.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

I would get all of your posts out of this thread, but Uwe Boll won't let me because he's too tall and absorbent

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Fantasy Penises.

Yes.

You still haven't answered my question. How does me sizing up someone so I know who to beat the shit out of mean I size up their penis?

 

[Pheasant]

This thread is almost complete...

Does anyone know what you call people who graduate from college in just under a decade?

 

[Mike80]

You still haven't answered my question. How does me sizing up someone so I know who to beat the shit out of mean I size up their penis?

Can a penis kick a field goal instead of scoring a touchdown?

 

[lvbuckeye]

You're kidding right? We as humans are constantly sizing other human beings up, just in case the shit hits the fan. You have to be ready to act and react to life or death situations.

i size up chicks.

 

[Pheasant]

You still haven't answered my question. How does me sizing up someone so I know who to beat the [Mark May] out of mean I size up their penis?

You've never beaten anyone up. Unless maybe you were wearing extra pads to make you stronger.

 

[Mike80]

This thread is almost complete...

Does anyone know what you call people who graduate from college in just under a decade?

Cincinnati Grads?

 

[Nicknam4]

Has a Team ever won a game scoring only Field Goals kicked with Penises?

 

[lvbuckeye]

How you equated a life and death situation to penis size I have no idea. I am talking about height. You walk into a bar, you size everyone up to see who you are going to punch first when the bottles start to fly.

according to you, i can't tell if one guy is taller than another... unless, that is, i compare their penises. how much time do you spend at the trough anyway? EYES FORWARD!

and actually, when i walk into a bar i size all the chicks up to see who's drunkest. then i'm grabbing her, and getting out of Dodge. BEFORE the bottles start flying.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

You've never beaten anyone up. Unless maybe you were wearing extra pads to make you stronger.

I have indeed. Was suspended from 4th grade for it. Was ALMOST suspended in Kindergarten as well, for flipping the teacher off.

 

[Pheasant]

Cincinnati Grads?

:frown2:

 

[scott91575]

Can a penis kick a field goal instead of scoring a touchdown?

Has a penis ever won a game by kicking all field goals while the opponent scored a TD?