Favorite old school "saying"

[Ginn & Juice]

Since it is snowing outside....This reminds me of one of my all time favorite sayings.....

"We used to walk 3 miles to school in 3 feet of snow up hill both ways with one leg"..

Still laugh when I hear that one....I'm sure you guys have some pretty good ones so lets hear them....

 

[BuckBackHome]

"Sweating like a whore in church."

I also heard it once as "Sweating like a whore in church wearing a rubber suit."

 

[Ginn & Juice]

"Sweating like a whore in church."

I also heard it once as "Sweating like a whore in church wearing a rubber suit."

Also heard "Nervous as a hooker in church"

 

[Ginn & Juice]

"It's raining harder than a 2 cunted cow pissin' on a flat rock"

 

[stxbuck]

"Nagging wives and crowing hens, always come to some bad ends"

 

[Ginn & Juice]

"She looks like she did a 100yd. dash in a 90yd. room"

 

[jlb1705]

Anybody remember when people said "old-fashioned" instead of "old school"?

 

[stxbuck]

You look like 60lbs of shit in a 50lb bag

 

[Deety]

My previous employer, a female CEO, used to tell men constantly that her great ideas would "bong their bells." Never met anyone who thought that was funny.

 

[Ghost Recon]

it's colder than a well diggers nut...

hotter than a witches titty...

A couple from my friend Toad who's nickname is Harvey Wallbanger

 

[vrbryant]

Credited to a friend of my brother's:

"Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock."

 

[BUCKYLE]

my high school football coach-
"slicker than greased owl shit"

 

[FookMichiganTGJ]

my high school football coach-
You just got beat like a broke dick dog​

 

[iambrutus]

"i bet she can suck a medicine ball through a garden hose"

"suck start a blow dryer"

"i feel like i've been shot at and missed, but shit at and hit"

 

[Thump]

"Grinnin' like a possum eatin' shit out a wire brush."