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scarletandgrey
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
She so ugly it looks liek she ate a stick of dynamite for breakfast
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scarletandgrey
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
Sweating like a cucumber in a gay bar
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thank you, now the people that sit on the other side of the wall, asked why i just spit water every where! thats funny shit
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Lower than a snakes gut in a tire rut
Uglier than homemade soap
sweating like a fag eating a hot dog
to bust on a guy taking a piss: "he's got 5 fingers on it and pissing all over 3 of them."
for traffic light situations: "there's only 1 shade of green you fucking retard."
to emphasize how fine a woman is: "finer than frayed frogs hair"
harder than chineese arithmitic
more chins than chinatown
confused as a hungry baby in a titty bar
confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
worn out as a cucumber in a convent
I could rattle of hundreds but they just come to me in conversation. My grandfather was the funniest guy in the world for this kind of shit, it was literally how he spoke and he knew them all.
Uglier than homemade soap
sweating like a fag eating a hot dog
to bust on a guy taking a piss: "he's got 5 fingers on it and pissing all over 3 of them."
for traffic light situations: "there's only 1 shade of green you fucking retard."
to emphasize how fine a woman is: "finer than frayed frogs hair"
harder than chineese arithmitic
more chins than chinatown
confused as a hungry baby in a titty bar
confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
worn out as a cucumber in a convent
I could rattle of hundreds but they just come to me in conversation. My grandfather was the funniest guy in the world for this kind of shit, it was literally how he spoke and he knew them all.
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