Favorite old school "saying"

[iambrutus]

larry the cable guy:
"madder than a deaf mute at bingo, getting bingo and trying to yell bingo"

other favorites:

"your as fucked as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"

"poor planning on your part, doesn't constitute an emergency on my part"

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Once, I heard my great Aunt say:

"Used to be, what you could do all night, now takes you all night to do!"

 

[DEBuckeye]

My Mom used to say "as busy as a one-armed paper hanger".

"Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

 

[Thump]

"Worthless as tits on a rattlesnake."

"Guy has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel."

 

[Ginn & Juice]

Referring to someone with an acne problem....

"Looks like the 4th of July landed on her face....

 

[Ginn & Juice]

Classic Bueller:

"Cameron's ass is so tight that you could stick a lump of coal up his ass. In two weeks you would have a diamond".....


Even though I hate the Browns this is classic: Speaking of taking shits

"Gotta drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl"

 

[Thump]

Even though I hate the Browns this is classic: Speaking of taking shits

"Gotta drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl"

I prefer, "I'm negotiating a release for some chocolate hostages."

 

[Ginn & Juice]

I prefer, "I'm negotiating a release for some chocolate hostages."

I knew that one was coming....




Gotta drop the Cosby's off at the pool...

 

[buckeyefool]

"dropping the Cosby kids off at teh pool"

"Damn that girl is so ugly, looks like she feel out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, and then ate the tree"

 

[kinch]

"Sloppier than a well-used squirrel"

"Good from behind, but with a face that could rot the skin off a cow"

"If I woulda known you'd turn out like this, I would have coathangered your ass myself" (I've only heard my mom use that one)

 

[iambrutus]

I prefer, "I'm negotiating a release for some chocolate hostages."

Favorite Pooping Terms: defragging, making bears

Prepoop terms: Crowning, prairie doggin'

 

[Wingate1217]

From my old ball coach:

You get fu*#ing worse every day. And you are so bad it is the middle of next week!

 

[Thump]

Prepoop terms: Crowning, prairie doggin'

I'm quite partial to "turtlehead."

 

[Brutus1]

I'm quite partial to "turtlehead."

aka.. turtleing.

 

[3yardsandacloud]

Michigan Sucks