Favorite old school "saying"

[Buckeye69]

"She looks like three miles of bad road."

"I'd rather f*ck a stab wound."

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

"earmuffs"

 

[AMISH-SLAYER]

college coach told a underclassmen
"your a no talent piece of shit who couldn't melt snow with piss"

In regards to a conversation about moon shine
"that shit will make you throw rocks at you own house"

 

[exhawg]

My old OL coach liked to say "Katie bar the door"

ie- If these two guys make their blocks, Katie bar the door, it would be a TD.

 

[High Lonesome]

HS Coach:
If "if's" and "buts" were candies and nuts we would all have a merry christmass

Don't assume, all it does is make an Ass out of U and Me

redneck:
that boy's as useless as tits on a boar hog

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If "if's" and "buts" were candies and nuts we would all have a merry christmass

John Cooper used that phrase and just about got crucified for it.

 

[Buckin' A]

"That's as wrong as two boys fucking."

My personal favorite.

 

[Thump]

I have one that is one of my faves but is so off-color that maybe only Mili would post it.

 

[OSUsushichic]

hotter than a freshly-fucked fox in a forest fire

I heard my mother say this recently, and I about lost it!

 

[BuckBackHome]

One I use regularly:

Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance.

 

[High Lonesome]

hotter than a freshly-fucked fox in a forest fire

I heard my mother say this recently, and I about lost it!

My friends dad always says that about the Houston heat with a slight variation

It's hotter than a Half-fucked fox in a forest fire.

 

[AMISH-SLAYER]

he who laughs last, thinks slowest

 

[exhawg]

"Don't think you hurt the team"

 

[StooGrimson]

"She looks like someone set her face on fire and tried to stomp it out with a golf shoe."

 

[tyrus]

My back is stiffer than a wedding dick.