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Ex-Wolverine BS (all merged - including the tearful goodbyes)

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A great place to watch all the game you want - The Half Time Tavern it's on Bethel Road in back by B-dubs. If you come up 315 get off at Bethel go West till you pass "Godown" the shopping center the Half Time is in is on your right.


You go to the eagle, and I tell you, you're gonna get more than you bargained for.
 
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Last week, Janelle and I went up to Minnesota to help her sister move in (she's a freshman at Minnesota) and catch the Toledo-Minnesota game. The Golden Weasel fans were taunting the Toledo alumni pretty heavily, so I taunted them back.

Honestly, I was offended that they were being so mean to the Toledo alumni. There were maybe 40 Toledo alumni, and they were all sitting in the same section. There was plenty of room in the stadium, and it's not like Toledo and Minnesota have any sort of rivalry. Minnesota was putting it to Toledo on the field, so I really don't see the point of taunting Toledo, but these asswipes did.

Anyway, I taunted these drunken fools, and they would all scream back. There was a row of maybe 17 or 18 of them, drunk as they could be, who moved from another part of the stadium just to taunt the Toledo fans and ruin their good time. When they would scream back at me, I would just watch the game, which apparently pissed them off even more.

Halfway through the second quarter, one of these shitheads decided it would be a good idea to scream "TOLEDO SUCKS" right in my face, and then spit on Janelle, as he went to go get another beer.

I didn't realize he had spit on her until he was already down on the concourse, when Janelle started crying and asking me why he did that to her.

Obviously, I wanted blood, and I wasn't the least bit afraid of this dude or his 17 friends. Maybe the UT fans would have backed me, maybe not. I have a temper and I get violent when someone crosses me. It takes a hell of a lot to get that temper to come out, usually someone has to punch me in the face. But come to find out, spitting on my girl is enough to bring that out in me.

Anyway, I took Janelle down to the ladies room to go clean herself up, and I told her I was going to find that guy and send him home on a stretcher. Janelle told me that if I hit the guy, I would be looking for a new girlfriend and just to let it go.

We compromised, we had the cops escort this worthless pukes out. I wish she had let me handle things my way, but I respect and love her too much to risk losing her over something like this.

So I made a promise to her that I wouldn't ever taunt anyone at a game again. I told her I would just watch a game and cheer for my team. That's going to be tough for me, but whatever.

So basically, I just want to find a place where I can watch the games...maybe throw my hands up and cheer when my teams score (won't be a problem when OSU scores...might be a problem when UM scores, because they are playing Notre Dame, so they should score 10 or 11 times today....) and have that be that.

BTW - Yes, I am a UM alum, but this isn't about cheering for UM. It's about cheering AGAINST Notre Dame. I don't give two shits about UM, but I HATE Notre Dame. When ND plays USC, I would give anything to see them BOTH lose.
 
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Ex-Wolverine said:
Anyway, I took Janelle down to the ladies room to go clean herself up, and I told her I was going to find that guy and send him home on a stretcher. Janelle told me that if I hit the guy, I would be looking for a new girlfriend and just to let it go.
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It's a shame what passes for an education these days. You're about to get the kentstatebuck advanced class in handling your woman and not acting like a neutered bitch. You'll be able to put this in your thesis.

1. The first mistake you made was telling your woman what you were thinking about doing. It has been my observation that most aurguments can be avoided be simply not revealing your plans to your significant other. Your girlfriends first indication that you were considering action should have been when she noticed that you started swinging. This tendency to "communicate" with you woman will be hard to overcome since there is so much misinformation being published in the modern media. However, once you have mastered the art of being selective about what you do and do not reveal to your girlfriend, your life will become infinately simpler.

2. Your biggest mistake was backing down when she issued an ultimatum. I'm sorry dude, but you really screwed the pooch on that one. That is going to bite you in the ass for the rest of your relationship. The damage may be irreversable. If my wife told me that she'd leave me if I punched that guy she could possibley be charged with manslaughter, cause she knows that the guy would be in for the beating of his life rather than a simple ass whooping. She might "ask" me not to do anything and that might work, but she doesn't "tell" me to do anything. This isn't just me being macho here. I'm not saying that I'm king shit or anything. I don't go around ordering my wife around. But she doesn't do it to me either. Once a woman gets it in her head that she's the boss, forget about it. She'll be barking orders to you left and right. Next thing you know you'll be down at the drug store buying her tampons or holding her purse at the mall, you might as well start wearing dresses.


Best of luck, I hope your situation improves.
 
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Anyway, I took Janelle down to the ladies room to go clean herself up, and I told her I was going to find that guy and send him home on a stretcher. Janelle told me that if I hit the guy, I would be looking for a new girlfriend and just to let it go.
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Sounds like to need to look for a new one, bubba. If something bother her to the point of her crying about it and bringing it to your attention, then she has absolutely no right to tell you how to determine recourse. I hope you don't plan on having any kids, because you've been all but castrated.
 
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If she gives you that threat, and you're not even married yet, then You better think twice about spending eternity with her. That hardly seemed like a reason to threaten you with that. Now, if you told her you were going to push him over the top railing, then she may have a right to use the "you better find another girl" card.

Sears and Mili are right.
 
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