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ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

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On January 3, 2012 after the Michigan's 23-20 overtime win over Virginia Tech in the Sugar Bowl, Holly Rowe was seen on video shoving an unsuspecting reporter out of the way so she (Holly Rowe) would be the first to get the interview with winning Coach Brady Hoke. Holly applies the forearm and then walks the woman out of the way until Holly has boxed the other reporter out completely. A momentary stare down and Holly goes to do her interview with the coach.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU
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Gatorubet;2081691; said:
She is there - and the bodies of the skinny blond Erin wanna-bes are strewn about the field - or lying in ditches dead - next to the bodies of the five hookers Craig James Killed while at SMU.
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CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?!?!?!
 
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Saw31;2076327; said:
Jesus [censored]ing Christ it's tedious listening to that dumb bitch Erin Andrews. Been 100% BTN this year. This is the first ESPN pregame I've seen. Pretty obvious her [censored] and ass are the only reasons she's allowed to speak on television. Tripping over her words. [censored]ing up segments. Dumb blonde attempts at being funny. She really should just shut the [censored] up and get naked. It's really where her only talent is...
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She's fucking worthless. If she hadn't caught lightening in a bottle with her SPIN gig, she'd be doing double penetration videos in San Fernando Valley right now.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2081695; said:
She's fucking worthless. If she hadn't caught lightening in a bottle with her SPIN gig, she'd be doing double penetration videos in San Fernando Valley right now.
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Nah she'd be the late night weather girl for some podunk town like Hagerstown or something. She's too much of a damned prude to do porn unfortunately.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2081695; said:
She's fucking worthless. If she hadn't caught lightening in a bottle with her SPIN gig, she'd be doing double penetration videos in San Fernando Valley right now.
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No fuckin lie, I was reading bpSpy on my phone and couldn't see usernames, read the DP part of the comment and knew it had to be posted by ORD, sure as shit it was. Classic. :lol:
 
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Saw31;2076327; said:
Jesus [censored]ing Christ it's tedious listening to that dumb bitch Erin Andrews.
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ORD_Buckeye;2081695; said:
She's [censored]ing worthless.
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Cracker, please.
 
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zincfinger;2079692; said:
You're The Worst Person In The World(TM). Although, to be fair, I actually thought the Olbermann/Kilborn tandem was pretty solid, back before the sardonic insouciance thing became badly overplayed.
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Kilborn was awesome. But he didn't take himself seriously and that made him solid. Most of the guys these days are not to be taken seriously but THEY don't understand that.
 
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BuckeyeMike80;2081712; said:
She's seen more dick than a Richard Nixon convention.
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Rack is already starting to sag, and the grill is looking a bit weathered. The smile is forced and fake, and they eyes seem to desperately be saying, "how big is your nba contract?"

Face it, Gator. She's hagged out.
 
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matcar;2081715; said:
Kilborn was awesome. But he didn't take himself seriously and that made him solid. Most of the guys these days are not to be taken seriously but THEY don't understand that.
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Video evidence of the last time ESPN did actual reporting...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnOCbSJVyks"]This Is Sportscenter - Spank Me - YouTube[/ame]
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2081723; said:
Rack is already starting to sag, and the grill is looking a bit weathered. The smile is forced and fake, and they eyes seem to desperately be saying, "how big is your nba contract?"

Face it, Gator. She's hagged out.
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Maybe she IS into the pr0n....she's aging in dog years.

I'd still hit it though.
 
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