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ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Any updates on Brett Favre? LeBron? The Yankees - Redsox? I feel there should be more news about Tebow, what's up with that? And... while we're at it, are we ready to declare the Seminoles the greatest team of all time?
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Who's More Now?!?

But wait there's more - shouldn't we be hearing news about what some WNBA players are doing, well, anywhere? Or how about another infomercial for the E$$$ECPN Network?
 
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lvbuckeye said:
those idiots had three nominees for the player of the week. they're all from the same conference. guess which one?
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I'm gonna guess 1st Colonial. William & Mary's Tribe is a powerhouse.

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Actually, they lost to Virginia Tech last week. I know a lot about William & Mary losing at football. I spent most of my childhood in Williamsburg, and they seemed to always lose. Pretty little school, though. Their homecoming parades were a big deal, too. Eisenhower was in the parade one year. (Helps when your small town was renovated by the Rockefellers.)
 
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Keep meaning to ask, does ANYONE think Frank Caliendo is funny? If so, can you cite a specific routine he has done that made you laugh?

I just wanna know who at ESecPN he's sleeping with, 'cause that's my only explanation for his continued employment there.
 
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BUCKYLE said:
I was being harsh. I just can't stand the guy.

But you're stupid for listening to espn radio.
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I always feel the same way when I'm doing it, but Mike & Mike is basically generic and inoffensive, which makes it decent background sports noise while I'm waking up on my morning commute. Plus they do get some good guests just for being on the "World Wide Leader", i.e. Frank Caliendo for us dummies. I would love for CBS Sports radio to be a viable alternative, but I just can't listen to TBD at all. A scUMmer and ESPN alum? Ugh, Dana Jacobson is the worst.
 
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Seeing his impressions is kind of like pulling the curtain back; seeing how utterly dependent all the "analysts" are on cliches and practiced mannerisms.
That was obvious from the start, but having a tool like Gruden "analyze" something ridiculous brings it home in a different way.

I wouldn't mind seeing a Frosty Tips impression.
 
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