ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

[OCBucksFan]

Take these guys for what they are worth, they are entertainers. These idiots are no more experts than you and I are, their job is to get people to watch and talk about the show. Herbie sold his soul to the devil.

 

[Abenaki]

NSFW language...but hilariously on point.

ESPN Searching For A Few Loud-Mouthed Fucks For New Afternoon Program

http://www.theonion.com/articles/espn-searching-for-a-few-loudmouthed-fucks-for-new,34520/

 

[Best Buckeye]

Hey! I know I applied, How about you?

 

[Buckeye doc]

NSFW language...but hilariously on point.



http://www.theonion.com/articles/espn-searching-for-a-few-loudmouthed-fucks-for-new,34520/

I logged on to post that. Must read.

 

[MaxBuck]

NSFW language...but hilariously on point.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/espn-searching-for-a-few-loudmouthed-fucks-for-new,34520/

...ideally, the obnoxious, pig-headed pieces of shit will be a mix of annoying national sports columnists, repulsive former athletes, and one prick from Boston.

 

[MaxBuck]

Given the previous hilarity from the Onion, I thought this one just had to be posted.

Packers Warm Up By Rolling Around On Field Clutching Knees
PHOTO FINISH • Sports • NFL Football • ISSUE 49•43 • Oct 27, 2013

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[Jake]

Just drinking some coffee, getting ready to head to the gym, turned on Sportscenter for a few minutes, and guess what story they're going to do next:

"Why one loss is better than none: the case for ranking Stanford ahead of Ohio State"

 

[Telekinesis]

Just drinking some coffee, getting ready to head to the gym, turned on Sportscenter for a few minutes, and guess what story they're going to do next:

"Why one loss is better than none: the case for ranking Stanford ahead of Ohio State"

Now show me: "Why one loss to Utah (4-5) is better than two undefeated seasons... the case for mental retardation"

 

[buchtelgrad04]

Despite it being better matchups across the country, ESPN saw fit to take GameDay to USC against Stanford to basically put the spotlight on Stanford hoping they can jump OSU. Cool, I guess.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Herbie says Muschamp still cleaning up Urban's mess.

 

[jlb1705]

Herbie says Muschamp still cleaning up Urban's mess.

He also made fun of a man cooking bacon at his tailgate... #FAKEMAN

 

[MaxBuck]

The Buckeye game announcing team played to type perfectly in not being able to talk about anything except their opinions that Ohio State should be jumped by both Stanford and Baylor in the polls.

With that said, their suggestion that Ed Orgeron might be a good candidate for the next Illinois coach made some sense. He's always been a terrific recruiter and usually has been a poor gameday coach (and before you say anything about his current "success" at USC, remember who he followed). That combination has had a lot of run in Champaign-Urbana.

 

[BayBuck]

It was like Griese was mad about the job Beckman has done st Illinois: he seems so personally invested in his opinions about teams, players and coaches.

 

[ysubuck]

Despite it being better matchups across the country, ESPN saw fit to take GameDay to USC against Stanford to basically put the spotlight on Stanford hoping they can jump OSU. Cool, I guess.

Stanford kind of fucked that up for them huh?

I now watch the Fox college preview show (don't know the name, but Erin Andrews is on with short dresses) and NEVER watch half time or college gameday final. It's all Fox Sports One now for my sports highlights. They do have Clay Travis on to blow all the SEC teams, but it's nowhere near as obsessed as espin is. The only time I have espin on is to watch games.

 

[DiamondBuck]

It was like Griese was mad about the job Beckman has done st Illinois: he seems so personally invested in his opinions about teams, players and coaches.

Griese seemed extremely concerned that poll voters would only see the final score and not ding the Buckeyes sufficiently for their defensive performance.