I don't know who the Little Sisters of the Poor are but I'd take them over any of the following: Marshall, Ohio, Eastern "[censored]ing" Michigan, Minnesota, Purdue, and yes, Michigan.
And he's only partially right. Boise and TCU don't play the gauntlet of the schedule as the other conference. Well no [censored] Sherlock. But you idiots set up this beauty pageant system and now you're [censored]ing stuck with it. Maybe (and this is just a maybe) if we put them through a playoff, they would then have to run the gauntlet. Nope, that [censored] makes too much sense.
And this "professionalism" nonsense kills me. Are we professionalizing every other competitive collegiate sport by having a playoff? Quick, someone tell Thad Matta to turn down that NCAA tournament invite this year. Let's pull the Ohio State soccer team out of the playoffs they are in right now. And, for the love of God, should we ever qualify for the College World Series, please tell the city of Omaha to go [censored] itself.
This is Ohio State. We don't professionalize our athletes. No sir. We just pander to boosters, who like to cozy up to players (some even like to sneak star quarterbacks [Smith] or running backs [Clarett] a little something on the side). And we sell tons of jerseys and game tickets at $70.00 a pop. We build expensive pro-style basketball arenas (that suck and lose money) so that we can have a great vacant college basketball arena to just sit there. Amatuerism!
Somebody tell Gordon Gee to shut up already.