Dumb questions

[MililaniBuckeye]

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Actually, there's now four: H-1, H-2, H-3, and H-201 (which was Moanalua Freeway, which connected the tops of the loop that H1 takes to swing by Honolulu IAP).

 

[BUCKYLE]

What other states do these interstates connect to?

 

[lvbuckeye]

Not really a question for the board, but I have you all beat. I swear by all that is Scarlet and Gray and on Woody's grave that this is true.
Several years ago, my wife and I were awakened at 6:00 am by the woman who lived next door, screaming our names. I opened the front door to find her standing there, holding her phone out me and asked me "How do you call 911"

May I be roasted alive and consumed by Brady Hoke and Fat Cholly if this is not true.

A girl I went to school with asked in class if ' the shot heard around the world' was really that loud.

She also didn't know how to call 911. They were dog breeders. One of the buildings caught fire. I'll let you figure out the rest.

 

[lvbuckeye]

Actually, there's now four: H-1, H-2, H-3, and H-201 (which was Moanalua Freeway, which connected the tops of the loop that H1 takes to swing by Honolulu IAP).

*whoosh*

 

[Bestbuck36]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

[MaxBuck]

What other states do these interstates connect to?

The state of drowning.

 

[Mariotwins]

Would you let your daughter date Jameis Winston?

He doesn't care if the girl gives consent much less her father.

So when snow melts where does the white go?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

*whoosh*

There's no whoosh on Hawaii interstates...

 

[Zippercat]

Why does Volkswagen think that a song about WALKING 500 miles will make me want to buy their car?

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

When I lose 'money' in BP bets (and I lose lots).. who keeps the Vbucks?

 

[buckeyeintn]

When I lose 'money' in BP bets (and I lose lots).. who keeps the Vbucks?

They're used to support the vWelfare system. Well, that and printing more vBucks supports the vWelfare system.

 

[tundra1]

5 pages in, and nobody's even come close to posting a question as dumb as this....

Does Michigan suck?

 

[colobuck79]

Would you let your daughter date Jameis Winston?

Jameis doesn't date, he rapes. Allegedly.

 

[Zander42]

How do I order corn with this app?

 

[Jagdaddy]

How can ESPN be "looking stupid again" if it's a "thread of perpetuity"?