Dumb questions

[Zippercat]

Everyone's missing the obvious:

"Magnets. How do they work?"

They're magic, like the thermos bottles? How do they know whether to stay warm or cold?

 

[matcar]

Why is La Quinta usually next to Denny's?

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Where are my keys?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Where did you lose them at?

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

A few years back, when the BP staff had that conference in Cabo.. we were at the Ritz and the meeting was poolside...

 

[OHSportsFan]

Where are my keys?

did you try calling them?

 

[Bill Lucas]

Where are my keys?

In scums giant toilet bowl of a stadium.

 

[Deety]

Where are my keys?

Where they always are.

Mah keeeeeys, they jingle jangle jingle, as I swagger merrily along...

 

[buckeyesin07]

Why is La Quinta usually next to Denny's?

Not in Hilliard.

 

[matcar]

During the Clemson -FSU telecast Herbstriet said the QB should throw the ball into the 37th row instead of taking a sack. Should he have just said " Throw a Bauserman" ?

 

[bkochmc]

Dabo Swinney: "What does lining up under center mean?"

 

[OHSportsFan]

I have no idea where to put this but I just saw a Twitter suggestion-

Why is there not a tumblr or similar fan site for clips of teammates screwing up a good punt at the goaline???

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Would you let your daughter date Jameis Winston?

 

[buckeyeintn]

Would you let your daughter date Jameis Winston?

Trick question. My daughter would never have considered dating that scum.

 

[muffler dragon]

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is there Braille on drive-up ATMs?