So I was a best man in a wedding recently. Shouldn't it be the groom and a pretty good man? If I'm the best man, then why is she marrying him?
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Not really a question for the board, but I have you all beat. I swear by all that is Scarlet and Gray and on Woody's grave that this is true.
Several years ago, my wife and I were awakened at 6:00 am by the woman who lived next door, screaming our names. I opened the front door to find her standing there, holding her phone out me and asked me "How do you call 911"
May I be roasted alive and consumed by Brady Hoke and Fat Cholly if this is not true.
Several years ago, my wife and I were awakened at 6:00 am by the woman who lived next door, screaming our names. I opened the front door to find her standing there, holding her phone out me and asked me "How do you call 911"
May I be roasted alive and consumed by Brady Hoke and Fat Cholly if this is not true.
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Nutriaitch
Retired Super Hero
we have a really small and shitty local TV station in the town where I work.
every time there is a storm heading this way, the owner of the station (a cheesy retard who thinks he's way more important than he is) comes out and does his update shows that last hours at a time.
the locals get to call in and ask questions, etc.
the owner/host is not even remotely close to being an expert. he's just an idiot with a TV show.
the best part is when the smart asses down here flood the shows phone lines.
they use the most stereotypical impersonation of a thick bayou accent and ask the most ridiculous, bizarre, and off the wall questions imaginable.
the host is too stupid to realize he's being played, and in his best "I'm an expert, listen to me" voice he always answers them and considers himself a public servant for belong these people out.
EPIC entertainment.
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
Why is it called the foul pole when it's in fair territory?
Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you don't really take it? You leave it.
Let's say you meet a guy, and you don't know anything about him except the following: he has exactly 2 kids, and at least one of them is a boy, and his kids aren't twins. What are the chances that the other kid is a boy?
Why do some people hate the designated hitter in baseball, but they don't mind substitutions, sometimes of whole teams (offense, defense, etc), in football?
If Penn State goes 6-6 and makes it to a bowl game and loses it, should they put the statue up or should they only put 3 statues up for him?
Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you don't really take it? You leave it.
Let's say you meet a guy, and you don't know anything about him except the following: he has exactly 2 kids, and at least one of them is a boy, and his kids aren't twins. What are the chances that the other kid is a boy?
Why do some people hate the designated hitter in baseball, but they don't mind substitutions, sometimes of whole teams (offense, defense, etc), in football?
If Penn State goes 6-6 and makes it to a bowl game and loses it, should they put the statue up or should they only put 3 statues up for him?
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How do you throw away a trash can?
How come Oil Can Boyd didn't leak oil when he gave up a hit?
How come Oil Can Boyd didn't leak oil when he gave up a hit?
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Not a question, but there's a funny dude on FB who has "dumbest tweets/posts of the month" videos...not one, but 2, yes 2, different women were all like "um azzhole tried to tell me the sun is a star...da sun ain't no star, the sun iz the sun! moran!" 
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Deety
Head Coach
Well, it isn't called Sun Kardashian, now IS it?Not a question, but there's a funny dude on FB who has "dumbest tweets/posts of the month" videos...not one, but 2, yes 2, different women were all like "um azzhole tried to tell me the sun is a star...da sun ain't no star, the sun iz the sun! moran!"
I'm so glad spell-check doesn't know any Kardashians.
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Wait if she has another spawn of Satan with Kanye, I think the kid's name will be Eastby West.
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Oh, there will be a litter of them, you know that...North West, South West (a track star who flies), Farr West, Gogh West, Crest West (she'll have the nicest teeth), Best West, Quest West (always up for an adventure), Chest "Double D" West, Delonte "Hide Yo Mama" West...
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