• New here? Register here now for access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Plus, stay connected and follow BP on Instagram @buckeyeplanet and Facebook.

Drunken Pirate MySpace pic costs student her degree

Jump to latest Follow Reply
Status
Not open for further replies.
Sort by date Sort by votes
Jeffcat;828033; said:
so legalize weed
so legalize cocaine
so legalize amphetamines
so legalize etc.

cheeseburgers while unhealthy serve their purpose of being a source of food. alcohol does not serve any purpose in hydrating the body....in fact does exactly the opposite.
Click to expand...

Actually, read up on some of the health studies on moderate alcohol consumption reported by, among others, Harvard Medical School, Johns Hopkins and The New England Journal of Medicine. There is a verified and growing body of knowledge showing that moderate consumption of alcohol aids in the body's resistance to alzheimers, cancer and heart disease.
 
Upvote 0
That's it, I'm getting up early tomorrow, chugging a bottle of Old Crow and then driving to work to run my car through the school parking lot all while taking out multiple students.

Alright, who's with me?
 
Upvote 0
Thump;828131; said:
That's it, I'm getting up early tomorrow, chugging a bottle of Old Crow and then driving to work to run my car through the school parking lot all while taking out multiple students.

Alright, who's with me?
Click to expand...

Using jeffcat's logic, you just indicted yourself. Therefore we much preemptively stop your mayhem and remove your teaching license.

Don't feel bad. This kind of thing happens all the time in the NFL, and you can rest assured that they will struggle to make a living just as you will.
 
Upvote 0
Golferdow01;828237; said:
Using jeffcat's logic, you just indicted yourself. Therefore we much preemptively stop your mayhem and remove your teaching license.

Don't feel bad. This kind of thing happens all the time in the NFL, and you can rest assured that they will struggle to make a living just as you will.
Click to expand...

The good news is, of course, is that Thump doesn't need a teaching license to mow down students with his car while drunk. So he has that going for him.
 
Upvote 0
A few questions:

Where's her parrot?

How do we know that's really grog?

No eye patch?

Any hooks or wooden legs?

Where's the fluffy shirt?

This chick isn't a pirate, so there's no way she can be a "drunken pirate". Therefore, she can't be fired for drunken piracy. Her costume is offensive to real pirates though. And for that, the proper punishment is flogging, not firing...
 
Upvote 0
Saw31;831112; said:
A few questions:

Where's her parrot?

How do we know that's really grog?

No eye patch?

Any hooks or wooden legs?

Where's the fluffy shirt?

This chick isn't a pirate, so there's no way she can be a "drunken pirate". Therefore, she can't be fired for drunken piracy. Her costume is offensive to real pirates though. And for that, the proper punishment is flogging, not firing...
Click to expand...

No kidding. If that chick was a "pirate", then this one's the Queen of England:

tomsmom.jpg
 
Upvote 0
BayBuck;828052; said:
Thank you doctorb, but according to the article (which you clearly did not read) : "Beer drinkers had a 30% increase of vitamin B6 in blood plasma."
Click to expand...

one study of many i am sure. each with varied levels not to mention unknown subjects. also not to mention that nobody drinks for their daily vitamin intake. also not to mention that there are foods and actual vitamins that DRASTICALLY outperform the the intake of alcohol(in which case the alcohol isn't doing it anyways) and with little to none of the side effects that alcohol can cause.
 
Upvote 0
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top