muffler dragon
Bien. Bien chiludo.
Gatorubet;1944723; said:Good Lord man!
Having anal sex while that stinking drunk could injure somebody's gall bladder.
It sounds like his wife was gentle though.
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Gatorubet;1944723; said:Good Lord man!
Having anal sex while that stinking drunk could injure somebody's gall bladder.
DubCoffman62;1944630; said:Yes there is. My problem is after a few drinks my mind forgets where that is. If I brink booze home I never buy more than I plan on drinking that day or night otherwise I'll drink all of what's there, at least if I don't pass out first.
The last time I got really wasted was a couple of years ago. I went to this party and brought a 1.5 liter bottle of Patron. I was dancing, having a good time and feeling no pain whatsoever. Finally the party was ending and it was time to go home. We were all dancing in the backyard and at some point I'd taken off my jacket and tossed it on the ground. I reached down to pick it up and fell face first into the concrete. I'd taken a cab there because I knew I'd be drinking so I dialed up the cab company for a ride home. They asked me for the address and I told them at the corner of such and such streets. They wanted a specific address so I started walking out to the front of the house. The next thing I know I'm puking my guts out. My friends find me, yadda yadda yadda, I finally get home and the next morning at about 9am I come to. Scared my wife to death, she'd never seen me like that, she thought I was going to die. Ever since then I've tried to be more responsible and so far so good.
BUCKYLE;1943804; said:If you come to my house, you'll drink whatever the fuck you bought. I don't work to get you drunk you freeloading motherfuckers!
Gatorubet;1945128; said:Do what she says. I don't care if she's serving nati light so long as I can get my hands on some of the bacon explosion she cooked.
When in doubt order a Long Island Ice Teadiehardbuckeye;1945396; said:Really all I wanted to know was if it is OK to drink a mixed drink other than a rum and coke in public and not fell like I need to put a skirt on. I understand that beer is ALWAYS acceptable but I've been growing tired of it lately, and the bar I frequent most often offers $2 R&C's during happy hour so those have been fine. I just want to branch out on my booze consumption and was wondering which drinks I can order and which one the rest of my party has to order.
diehardbuckeye;1945396; said:Really all I wanted to know was if it is OK to drink a mixed drink other than a rum and coke in public and not fell like I need to put a skirt on. I understand that beer is ALWAYS acceptable but I've been growing tired of it lately, and the bar I frequent most often offers $2 R&C's during happy hour so those have been fine. I just want to branch out on my booze consumption and was wondering which drinks I can order and which one the rest of my party has to order.
Gatorubet;1945416; said:The tequila can't be THAT good if you're dumping Fresca in it. :p