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BUCKYLE;1943804; said:
I'll drink anything from Natty to motor oil..er...Guiness.
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I have a complicated formula that goes something like: the cheapest beer / alcohol by volume = what I drink.

Thus my statement that dark beer gets you drunk faster.

If I have the option between a 3.5% ABV Miller Light for $3.50 and a 8% ABV Great Lakes Dopplerock for $4.50 I will go with the Dopplerock most of the time.
 
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Back in the say I'd drink anything with alcohol put in front of me. Nowadays it's quality over quantity. I've probably drank a total of 9 galsses of ale and two shots of tequila in the past year. The days of waking up my my eyes bulging out of my face, my head feeling like it's going to explode, dry heaving, blacking out, pulling over to puke last night's saki out of my system and smelling like a distillery are far behind me.
 
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My definition of a girly drink: Whatever the hell she orders enough of so that she loses her inhibitions in the bedroom later.

Me, I'll stick with beer, the occasional red wine with a steak dinner, and straight up liquor (single malt scotch is preferred).
 
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DubCoffman62;1943874; said:
I've probably drank a total of 9 galsses of ale and two shots of tequila in the past year. The days of waking up my my eyes bulging out of my face, my head feeling like it's going to explode, dry heaving, blacking out, pulling over to puke last night's saki out of my system and smelling like a distillery are far behind me.
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:lol: There is some 'middle ground' you know. :lol:
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;1944610; said:
:lol: There is some 'middle ground' you know. :lol:
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Yes there is. My problem is after a few drinks my mind forgets where that is. If I brink booze home I never buy more than I plan on drinking that day or night otherwise I'll drink all of what's there, at least if I don't pass out first.
The last time I got really wasted was a couple of years ago. I went to this party and brought a 1.5 liter bottle of Patron. I was dancing, having a good time and feeling no pain whatsoever. Finally the party was ending and it was time to go home. We were all dancing in the backyard and at some point I'd taken off my jacket and tossed it on the ground. I reached down to pick it up and fell face first into the concrete. I'd taken a cab there because I knew I'd be drinking so I dialed up the cab company for a ride home. They asked me for the address and I told them at the corner of such and such streets. They wanted a specific address so I started walking out to the front of the house. The next thing I know I'm puking my guts out. My friends find me, yadda yadda yadda, I finally get home and the next morning at about 9am I come to. Scared my wife to death, she'd never seen me like that, she thought I was going to die. Ever since then I've tried to be more responsible and so far so good.
 
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Bucky Katt;1944659; said:
Buckeyeskickbuttocks
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Good to know I'm not the only one. My poor wife, she saw me off looking so handsome she said and when I returned I'd been puking into my jacket and my shirt, pants and shoes were caked with vomit. The only thing I remember is stumbling through the door with the help of two people, throwing my jacket onto the laundry room floor and jumping into the shower. My wife somehow got me into bed and stayed by my side until 4am while I dry heaved nonstop. It's funny, a Patron hangover is a lot different than most. My head didn't hurt at all but the rest of me felt as if I'd been hit by a Mack truck.
 
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DubCoffman62;1944662; said:
Good to know I'm not the only one. My poor wife, she saw me off looking so handsome she said and when I returned I'd been puking into my jacket and my shirt, pants and shoes were caked with vomit. The only thing I remember is stumbling through the door with the help of two people, throwing my jacket onto the laundry room floor and jumping into the shower. My wife somehow got me into bed and stayed by my side until 4am while I dry heaved nonstop.
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Good Lord man!

Having anal sex while that stinking drunk could injure somebody's gall bladder.
 
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