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Denard "LLL" Robinson (an excellent driver)

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Saw31;2012707; said:
He has a very tender vagina. Was hurt again today...
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Has there ever been a big game when he wasn't on the sideline late in the game due to his tender vagina?

He was on the sideline against OSU last year (I'm pretty sure it was due to hurting his hand then as well).

When the going gets rough, Denard hurts his hand just enough to watch the game from the side but not enough to keep him out next week when they play a defense that doesn't hit quite as hard.

I'd be pretty pissed about that very obvious trend if I were a UM fan.
 
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Denard is a very exciting player to watch in college football, but he is not a QB or RB. He is a "QB" that always runs first and looks to pass in need-only situations. The reason he can get the yards he does on the ground is because he is playing the QB position...so he can sit in the pocket and let everything develop then take off and get 8-9 yards every time. As we've seen the last couple years, to stop Michigan all you have to do is stop him....which isn't hard for a good defense. If Denard can't do anything, then Michigan loses big time. Sure his name pops up every Sept for the Heisman, but he just falls off the lists by the end of October.

He is neither a QB or RB at the next level. The best position for him would be kick returns. I would say WR as well, but i think he'd get to "injured" playing that as well.
 
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OSUScoonie12;2014260; said:
Denard is a very exciting player to watch in college football, but he is not a QB or RB. He is a "QB" that always runs first and looks to pass in need-only situations. The reason he can get the yards he does on the ground is because he is playing the QB position...so he can sit in the pocket and let everything develop then take off and get 8-9 yards every time. As we've seen the last couple years, to stop Michigan all you have to do is stop him....which isn't hard for a good defense. If Denard can't do anything, then Michigan loses big time. Sure his name pops up every Sept for the Heisman, but he just falls off the lists by the end of October.

He is neither a QB or RB at the next level. The best position for him would be kick returns. I would say WR as well, but i think he'd get to "injured" playing that as well.
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I love making fun of TSUN and denard isn't going to be a QB at the next level, but I have to chuckle at us laughing at their QB situation. What did we complete yesterday, one pass?
 
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buckeyesin07;2014249; said:
Anyone still think this guy is a Heisman candidate? :slappy:
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I haven't seen any suggestions that he's in the running. So a bit of a non sequitur. But if you don't think he's a fun, exciting player to watch you're not much of a football fan.

Robinson's not the kind of horse you want leading your team if you're trying to be a top-10 team. Playing against a top-notch defense, he just doesn't have the skill set to counteract what the D takes away. But he's still a blast to watch on the highlight reels.

I'm just enjoying what this kid is instead of snickering at him for what he is not. Each to his own.
 
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MaxBuck;2014290; said:
I haven't seen any suggestions that he's in the running. So a bit of a non sequitur. But if you don't think he's a fun, exciting player to watch you're not much of a football fan.

Robinson's not the kind of horse you want leading your team if you're trying to be a top-10 team. Playing against a top-notch defense, he just doesn't have the skill set to counteract what the D takes away. But he's still a blast to watch on the highlight reels.

I'm just enjoying what this kid is instead of snickering at him for what he is not. Each to his own.
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I'd agree with you if he weren't a scUMer.

Since he is, fuck him, his back to back September Heismans, his hair, his shoes and his tender vag. Most especially fuck the team he plays for and anyone associated with them.
 
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Lies, damn lies and statistics.

He doesn't do nearly enough well to justify being the quarterback at a school like Michigan - unless they're satisfied with being like Minnesota during the Glen Mason years. ScUM will never beat a decent-good team with him as their quarterback. Never.
 
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Did anyone notice yesterday that hairlice was yelling at his receivers whenever he heiniously under/overthrew them? Hell, he almost knocked his own guy out of the game by making the WR jump as high as he could to get the ball which caused him to get undercut and fell flat on his back.

This kid is fast, and has some shifty moves. He would be best suited as a slot/hybrid back ala Percy Harvin. He is definitely not a QB.
 
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