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Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;2180980; said:
Of course, by now we all know that Paterno was a complete fraud and morally and ethically bankrupt when it came to protecting his "legacy"

How about a look at the fraud that was the building of that very legacy in the first instance.

Paterno won 409 games. How many wins came against sub 500 competition?
Answer: 237

In games against sub .500 competition, Paterno was 237-12

How many wins came against a team with at least 10 wins?
Answer: 12

In games against teams which had 10 wins or more Paterno was 12-66


Just sayin....
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This has to find its way to BWI and Audibles.

It might even convince them to let the statue go.
 
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Bear says:
1 win against 12 losses? Bitch, I went seven and seven over the same period.

Woa... what the fuck is your defensive coordinator doing giving that 12 year old kid a hummer?

Joe says:
Eh? I don't see anything
 
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VBSJ;2181139; said:
At least "Peachy Paterno" is sticking around in State College.

http://content.usatoday.com/communi...rno-ice-cream-flavor-will-stay/1#.UAhcNWHDerg



That "Hitler Hazelnut" ice cream didn't selling too well in Germany.
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And for it's worth, they're fucking ice cream is shit tacular.

Here are the ingredients:

Ingredients
milk, cream, sugar, peaches, non-fat dry milk, nectarine puree, corn syrup solids, propylene glycol, mono esters, mono and diglycerides, cellulose gum, guar gum, carrageenan, vanilla, peach schnapps, vanilla, citric acid, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate, yellow 5 & 6
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It's no different than the cheapest, mass market supermarket crap.

Compare that to Columbus' Jeni's Best which is one of the top artisan ice creams in America if not the world.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2181148; said:
And for it's worth, they're fucking ice cream is shit tacular.

Here are the ingredients:



It's no different than the cheapest, mass market supermarket crap.

Compare that to Columbus' Jeni's Best which is one of the top artisan ice creams in America if not the world.
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You think anyone would notice if we replaced the propylene glycol with ethylene glycol?
 
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If it helps, guys....

Many people who are old enough to remember the game in 82 think that Paterno and Penn State were sex offenders long before this Sandusky stuff came out.

We got sexually assaulted on national TV by Ped State. Here's the proof.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XiH8mxa-Z0&feature=player_embedded"]Unbelievable Football Referee Call - NOT a Catch! - YouTube[/ame]

We will never forget. Ever.
 
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alexhortdog95;2181203; said:
If it helps, guys....

Many people who are old enough to remember the game in 82 think that Paterno and Penn State were sex offenders long before this Sandusky stuff came out.

We got sexually assaulted on national TV by Ped State. Here's the proof.

Unbelievable Football Referee Call - NOT a Catch! - YouTube

We will never forget. Ever.
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WTF was that? I hope that ref never did another game ever.
 
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alexhortdog95;2181203; said:
If it helps, guys....

Many people who are old enough to remember the game in 82 think that Paterno and Penn State were sex offenders long before this Sandusky stuff came out.

We got sexually assaulted on national TV by Ped State. Here's the proof.

Unbelievable Football Referee Call - NOT a Catch! - YouTube

We will never forget. Ever.
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Are you kidding me??!! Don't remember that, but damn! That's some bull[Mark May]!
 
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