Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

[Buckeye513]

Walmart Greeter?

WE ARE...WALMART. ALWAYS...LOW PRICES.

 

[AKAK]

He could probably still sell alot of used cars or something in [strike]State[/strike] [Community] College

Community College?

They should knock it all the way down to preschool!

oh.. wait.. no. Sorry...I Forgot.

 

[muffler dragon]

Now that Jay Paterno is making the media rounds, are there any guesses on future employment for Jay?

Gay porn.

 

[AKAK]

Gay porn.

Power Tool!

Starring Jay Pa!

 

[Oh8ch]

If I read one more post on the PSU boards saying that it was people who did this - not the university and football program - my head will explode. If the president, AD and all-powerful iconic coach are not the university who is?


That said, I did find this great suggestion in regards to the statue:

They aren't going to take it down, but they have asked the sculptor to come in and alter it, turning the head so it looks the other way.

That actually would do it for me.

 

[dav713]

Now that Jay Paterno is making the media rounds, are there any guesses on future employment for Jay?

Attorney for the child predator enablers

 

[OHSportsFan]

Remember when these people RIOTED over Joe's firing?

 

[ant80]

I've said it before, but I'd love to see the Ped State t-shirt adorn the Joe Paterno statue.

 

[Oh8ch]

Remember when these people RIOTED over Joe's firing?

The fault lies with a handful of people - not the University itself.

 

[VBSJ]

I didn't actually watch the episode (but read about it), but remember that ESPN "Outside the Lines" episode with Bob Ryan last year?

He was comparing Jim Tressel and Joe Paterno, their scandals and actually praised Paterno (for telling someone).

Then when people called him out for praising child rape, Bob Ryan said he wanted to "Get that fake" (Jim Tressel)**.

I refuse to read his work, but you wonder what Bob Ryan says now.

**There's probably an archive of Ryan's Twitter conversation somewhere.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

More importantly Woody would be ashamed.

There's a reason that Woody instructed Ann, his friends and his players that any memorial fund go the history department.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Now that Jay Paterno is making the media rounds, are there any guesses on future employment for Jay?

He can't hang onto his father's legacy, since it's been so damaged, so public speaking and other "Rudy-like" events are out.

I don't think a major collegiate program would hire him.

High school coach? NAIA coach? Division I-AA coach?

Porn Fluffer.

 

[Mike80]

Now that all of this is out there, it will be very interesting to see how the dust settles in the coming week or so.

I would imagine the lawsuits will be filed shortly. There's really no reason to wait now.

 

[buxfan4life]

I didn't actually watch the episode (but read about it), but remember that ESPN "Outside the Lines" episode with Bob Ryan last year?

He was comparing Jim Tressel and Joe Paterno, their scandals and actually praised Paterno (for telling someone).

Then when people called him out for praising child rape, Bob Ryan said he wanted to "Get that fake" (Jim Tressel)**.

I refuse to read his work, but you wonder what Bob Ryan says now.

**There's probably an archive of Ryan's Twitter conversation somewhere.

Who is Bob Ryan? Seriously, does not ring a bell since I avoid ESPiN at all times unless a game I want to watch is airing.

 

[Mike80]

Who is Bob Ryan? Seriously, does not ring a bell since I avoid ESPiN at all times unless a game I want to watch is airing.

He's some douchebag from Boston whose tripe is unreadable even in print form for the Boston Glob.