Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

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The coverage of Joe Pa's death..is so over the top its taking advantage of the mouth-breathers in Happy Valley{Joestown}. For those of you outside of the US...yes he was just a 'football coach'..nothing more.

He was a grandfather to all of us.

 

[Onebuckfan]

He was a grandfather to all of us.

Except the boy in the shower:(

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Except the boy in the shower:(

Allegedly.

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[buxfan4life]

Except the boy in the shower:(

JOE DID WAT HE SUPOSE TO DUE!@!! HE TOLD HIS BOZ!!11!! HE IS A GOD!!!ELEVNTY!!! ROAR!!!!! WE ARE!!!!! ARGGHHGGHH!!!!





sorry. was channeling my inner cult member there.

 

[Onebuckfan]

Allegedly.

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Which is why I won't be surprised if Sandusky walks..Joe has already poisioned the jury pool by claiming anal rape between a man and a boy doesen't exist..

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Another gem. Isn't this supposed to be a funeral.

"after all this doesn't the univ realize they need to do more than allow Reply 15,000 people to participate? open the football stadium or bring in huge tv screens and broadcast it to the parking lots or something - and what's with doing it on a weekday at 2pm? They need to make this into a weekend event for everyone that wants to come...watching on tv at home doesn't give anyone a feeling of participating in honoring the greatest college coach in history - this whole thing with tickets and ebay and such is yet another embarrasment."

 

[Tonyank]

Penn Staters Ebaying funeral ticket. WOW

 

[Buckeye513]

"after all this doesn't the univ realize they need to do more than allow Reply 15,000 people to participate? open the football stadium or bring in huge tv screens and broadcast it to the parking lots or something - and what's with doing it on a weekday at 2pm? They need to make this into a weekend event for everyone that wants to come...watching on tv at home doesn't give anyone a feeling of participating in honoring the greatest college coach in history - this whole thing with tickets and ebay and such is yet another embarrasment."

Paging ShaggyBevo...

 

[NFBuck]

Another gem. Isn't this supposed to be a funeral.

...and he mentions "yet another embarrassment". You poor fool, you lunatics don't even get what you should be embarrassed of...

 

[Mrstickball]

He was a grandfather to all of us.

And a lover to the youngest of us.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

From the crying thread.

Joe made us special because he was extraordinary. I can think of no other individual who has so greatly affected a major university with the possible exception of Thomas Jefferson at UVa.

 

[Steve19]

I especially like what he did to Penn State's brand equity...

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

oooh, oooh... i know this one...

I can think of no other individual who has so greatly affected a major university with the possible exception of...

governor rhodes?

 

[TooTall]

Another gem. Isn't this supposed to be a funeral.

YEAHHH! Penn State should play a football game against St Mary's School for the Blind in his honor too! Under the lights! Oh and this trial against Sandusky should be put into recess until Joe is buried.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Funeral Whiteout tomorrow?