David Brandon YRSOB (brand deflater / email enthusiast / cowardly quitter)

[Muck]

So, Mr, Brandon... what qualifies you to be the athletic director of our fine university?

Well Mary Sue, you're sitting in the President's chair right now because of me.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

. Think about that. Pizza. Ruined. And... here's the part you need to know, I made A TON of money in so doing. Look, if I can ruin pizza and still turn a profit, imagine what I can do here?

So it's a profit game, ehhhh?

 

[Dryden]

mgoblog ‏@mgoblog 49m49 minutes ago
Our athletic director just said "My job and my personality is to the best of my ability, I have to fix that." ...

 

[NFBuck]

mgoblog ‏@mgoblog 49m49 minutes ago
Our athletic director just said "My job and my personality is to the best of my ability, I have to fix that." ...

Bad Pizza...Bad Pizza...BAD PIZZA

 

[LostLassie]

mgoblog ‏@mgoblog 49m49 minutes ago
Our athletic director just said "My job and my personality is to the best of my ability, I have to fix that." ...

Sure. Uhh...wait...huh?

 

[NFBuck]

My personality is also to the best of my ability. I choose positivity.

 

[Mike80]

My personality is also to the best of my ability. I choose positivity.

Brandon clearly needs to bitch up.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Your compension towards something is weak.

 

[lvbuckeye]

seriously. how do you [pumpkin] up pizza, for [pumpkins] sake??!??!

 

[ulukinatme]

Brandon's e-mail to a scUM alumnus:

 

[ulukinatme]

Here was the full quote from the tweet above. There's all kinds of wonderful English:

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

seriously. how do you [pumpkin] up pizza, for [pumpkins] sake??!??!

Generally I pass out drunk with a frozen pizza in the stove and cook it overnight. That is how.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Generally I pass out drunk with a frozen pizza in the stove and cook it overnight. That is how.

If I had a dollar.....

 

[Dryden]

Brandon's e-mail to a scUM alumnus:

I don't know which is better, Brandon's email or the fact an alum from the Harvard of the West can't figure out how to make a screen capture so had to take a picture of their monitor with a phone.

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

if i had a dollar, i'd slip it in your avatar's garter and try and hit her up for some knee to crotch action in the club.