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Confirmed: Jessica Simpson, Not Hot!

Folanator;1391786; said:
My god, she is going to end up weighing 900 pounds. Bet she has fat ankles.

Note to all men:

  • Ankles are the window to forcast the weight of a woman. Always look at the ankles when selecting a future mate.
Thanks for the tip. I've been looking at the mom.. I will re-focus on the ankles.. or cankles.. whatever they may be.
 
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Hopefully shit like this will move our young ladies further away from the "look-like-a-model-or-else-and-forget-everything-else" way of thinking, because it is a perfect exhibit A of what happens when you put all your eggs in the looks basket, and then, well, eat the basket...
 
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BUCKYLE;1391400; said:
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLWhSFBShr8]YouTube - Alan Jackson - She's Gone Country[/ame]
 
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Call me a maverick, but. She's actually gotten hotter as she's "matured"! Didn't like her at first, but she's pretty hot, now! :tongue2:
A size 2? Most would give there left nut for a girlfriend that size!
 
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