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Cleveland Indians (official 2012 season)

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Couple more excellent signings

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- The Indians have added another pitcher and outfielder for spring-training competition. Pitchers and catchers report to Goodyear, Ariz., on Feb. 20.
They signed right-hander Jeremy Accardo and outfielder Fred Lewis to one-year minor league deals with invitations to spring training with the big league club. Accardo, 30, pitched with Baltimore last year, going 3-3 with a 5.97 ERA in 31 appearances. He struck out 23, walked 18 and allowed 43 hits in 37 2/3 innings.
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http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2012/01/cleveland_indians_sign_rhp_jer.html
 
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3074326;2092057; said:
Roberto Hernendez Heredia

Who the fuck makes up the name Fausto Carmona?
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Here's what I think.

After 2007, theis "Heredia" character realized the Tribe was going to shell out big bucks to forgo arbitration years after "Carmona" won 19 games. I beleive, "Heredia" then bided his time until just before spring Training, whereupon he kidnapped "Carmona" and took him to a secluded mountain "spa" in the Swiss Alps. Where upon he tells "Carmona" that he has kidnapped his only daughter that he didn't know he had from a previous affair with Diana Rigg. At that point, "Heredia" gets high tech plastic surgery to look like "Carmona" (This surgery actually being more of a reversal from a previous Surgery to look like Telly Savalas, the scheme being to profit from his Players Club status only to find that Savalas was dead due to complications from plastic surgery to look like Yul Brynner, well that and the Players Club Card don't get you shit.). At this point 'Carmona" plans an escape to repel down the side of the Swiss Mountain sliding down a ski lift cable with the shoelaces from his kidnapped daughter's Chuck Taylors. Unfortunately the plan was a failure, and "Carmona" was killed and broke every bone in his body... thus foiling "Heredia's" plan to surgically implant "Carmona's" pitching arm on himself and is thus forced to kidnap, murder and use the arm of the now 45 year old Jose Mesa.
 
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AKAK;2092199; said:
Here's what I think.

After 2007, theis "Heredia" character realized the Tribe was going to shell out big bucks to forgo arbitration years after "Carmona" won 19 games. I beleive, "Heredia" then bided his time until just before spring Training, whereupon he kidnapped "Carmona" and took him to a secluded mountain "spa" in the Swiss Alps. Where upon he tells "Carmona" that he has kidnapped his only daughter that he didn't know he had from a previous affair with Diana Rigg. At that point, "Heredia" gets high tech plastic surgery to look like "Carmona" (This surgery actually being more of a reversal from a previous Surgery to look like Telly Savalas, the scheme being to profit from his Players Club status only to find that Savalas was dead due to complications from plastic surgery to look like Yul Brynner, well that and the Players Club Card don't get you [Mark May].). At this point 'Carmona" plans an escape to repel down the side of the Swiss Mountain sliding down a ski lift cable with the shoelaces from his kidnapped daughter's Chuck Taylors. Unfortunately the plan was a failure, and "Carmona" was killed and broke every bone in his body... thus foiling "Heredia's" plan to surgically implant "Carmona's" pitching arm on himself and is thus forced to kidnap, murder and use the arm of the now 45 year old Jose Mesa.
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By God, that makes sense to me.
 
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:slappy: fucking Roberto Hernandez Heredia? how did he come up with Fausto Carmona?....hopefully they keep his happy ass in the Dominican....good riddance to his instant offense for the opposing team pitching efforts.


and FRED LEWIS BABY, CHAMPIONSHIP!
 
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