Cleveland Browns (official thread of Masochism 2015)

[colobuck79]

I make a motion that we move on to the "Cleveland Browns (2016 Season)" thread.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I failed myself when started using marijuana regularly as a young teenager. I failed myself when I ruined a once-in-a-lifetime chance to be Robert Griffin III’s running mate during his Heisman Trophy-winning season at Baylor. I failed myself when I didn’t check with the league office to ensure that my doctor-prescribed, codeine-based medicine was allowed under NFL guidelines. I failed myself when I was arrested for driving a motor vehicle with a blood-alcohol level over the legal limit. I failed myself when I missed a team walkthrough late in the season and was suspended for the final game of the year.

If it looks like a failure, and acts like a failure, and sounds like a failure...

Edit: Josh Gordon himself, isn't a failure. The Browns' investment in him however, is.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I make a motion that we move on to the "Cleveland Browns (2016 Season)" thread.

Seconded

Although we can probably skip that one too. You know, recent history and all.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Darren Rovell @darrenrovell
Browns raised worst seats in stadium 163% for next season. $19 ticket becomes $50.

 

[Mike80]

Darren Rovell @darrenrovell
Browns raised worst seats in stadium 163% for next season. $19 ticket becomes $50.

Well Tennessee Jerrah does have a hefty fine to pay I guess

 

[NFBuck]

Darren Rovell @darrenrovell
Browns raised worst seats in stadium 163% for next season. $19 ticket becomes $50.

Jesus Christ.

Stop going to the games, people. That franchise does not deserve your money.

 

[wadc45]

WaitingForNextYear.com has been running a great series reviewing each position group last year and projecting next year.

 

[Buckeneye]

WaitingForNextYear.com has been running a great series reviewing each position group last year and projecting next year.

Without reading, I presume it says "we're fucked".

 

[colobuck79]

Darren Rovell @darrenrovell
Browns raised worst seats in stadium 163% for next season. $19 ticket becomes $50.

Now I'm not real smart, but I think an increase from 19 to 50 is a 263% increase.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Now I'm not real smart, but I think an increase from 19 to 50 is a 263% increase.

$50 is 263% of $19, however it isn't a 263% increase.

A $19 increase from $19 to $38 is a 100% increase. The remaining $12 increase is the other 63%.

 

[colobuck79]

$50 is 263% of $19, however it isn't a 263% increase.

A $19 increase from $19 to $38 is a 100% increase. The remaining $12 increase is the other 63%.

Like I said, I am not too smart.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Like I said, I am not too smart.

Eh. "Smart" is a relative term. I'm certain you're smarter than Tennessee Jerrah.

 

[Dee-Liem]

Is wanting to jump into the Cuyahoga and drown myself after each Browns season still free?

 

[jebussmurf]

change / original = percent increase

thus, (50-19) / 19 = 1.63 = 163%

 

[tsteele316]

Is wanting to jump into the Cuyahoga and drown myself after each Browns season still free?

maybe the river will be on fire again, and you'll have the privilege to burn while you drown. seems to be a just punishment for anyone that has purchased any sort of manziel apparel.