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Cleveland Browns (2016 thread of unrelenting dumpster conflagration)

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CFPBuckeye said:
Are reality shows really entertaining? I find the Browns entertaining because they are so bad AND not scripted.
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Yea but we miss out on the internal discussions... how much funnier would it be if we got to hear Farmer telling office staff about his cell phone incident, what the locker room really thinks of Manziel, the blame game with the draft choices .... what actually goes on when you lose a game on a blocked FG, or the other team misses a last-second FG but you were offsides, or a stupid 2pt conversion.
All of that and more unfiltered behind the scenes... would be glorious.
 
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The dysfunction is burnt so deeply in this organization, that it'll never climb out of the hole it's in. Like the B.O. in Jerry's car in that one Seinfeld episode.

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The only hope is that some other city is dumb enough to take this clown show and hope for another chance to start over again...

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NFBuck said:
The dysfunction is burnt so deeply in this organization, that it'll never climb out of the hole it's in. Like the B.O. in Jerry's car in that one Seinfeld episode.

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The only hope is that some other city is dumb enough to take this clown show and hope for another chance to start over again...

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I love any and all Seinfeld references.

I imagine our GM is Kenny Bania. Look out for this year when the Browns draft Ovaltine! (I would picture "Ovaltine" to be Hackenburg with the #2 overall)

"He's gold, Jerrah! Gold!"

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Wow! That didn't take long. Guess that means the Browns need a DE/DT in the draft as well a QB. One way to look at it, the players are making it easy for management to get rid of them.
 
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Sad.. but I can almost understand him having addy & oxy.. not that it's OK
but listening to my youngest.. addy & oxy are all over his campus
addy supposed to help with concentration and staying away
oxy from parents med cabinets... and for Bryant, pain killer...
so that car was a portable college campus
 
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starBUCKS said:
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The Cleveland Browns said quarterback Johnny Manziel had a concussion to cover for him after he showed up to practice drunk, according to NFL Network's Michael Silver.

Silver appeared on television Tuesday and detailed how he says the Browns helped protect and enable Manziel.

"I was with a Browns player yesterday," Silver said. "Johnny Manziel, going into what would have been a start late in the season, showed up drunk at practice on a Wednesday. The Browns lied and said he was in the concussion protocol."

Manziel was announced as having a concussion on the Wednesday prior to Week 17. He was ruled out a day later, then reportedly missed a mandatory treatment session on Sunday morning after he was spotted in Las Vegas partying in disguise on Saturday.

The Browns are expected to release Manziel in March.
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Is it just an unofficial position, or do the Browns employ a full-time staffer designated as Co-Dependent Coordinator?
 
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